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macroturd 

An absolutely unimaginably gargantuan turd, one that is so huge that it cannot even begin to fit into a toilet bowl, thereby forcing the shitter to choose another turding spot.
I understand that initially the Smithsonian was going to display his astounding macroturd but there was a lot of blowback from museum board members about its ultimate appropriateness.
macroturd by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019

Microquadernophilia 

the love of small notebooks
My microquadernophilia has been rather intense lately, and I'm going broke!
Going to the Muji store really triggered my microquadernophilia.

"Dude, have you seen Ernest's backpack?" "Yeah man, he's such a microquadernophile."
Microquadernophilia by fakeredhead November 14, 2020

Hypothesis of Macroquantum Mechanics

A speculative framework proposing that quantum phenomena—superposition, entanglement, tunneling—can occur at macroscopic scales, not just in the atomic realm. The Hypothesis of Macroquantum Mechanics suggests that there is no fundamental size limit to quantum behavior; with the right conditions (extreme isolation, low temperature, careful preparation), macroscopic objects could exhibit quantum properties. This would mean Schrödinger's cat is not just a thought experiment but a real possibility—objects large enough to see could be in superpositions, entangled with each other, tunneling through barriers. Macroquantum mechanics would bridge the gap between quantum weirdness and classical reality, showing that the strange rules of the small can scale up to the large.
Hypothesis of Macroquantum Mechanics "They've entangled molecules with thousands of atoms—tiny, but growing. Macroquantum mechanics asks: how far can this go? Could a virus be in superposition? A cell? A cat? The hypothesis says: no fundamental limit, just engineering challenges. Quantum weirdness might scale all the way up. The world is stranger than we thought—and maybe larger too."
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026