My macroquad shits on your 5" miniquad
by TravisBrann February 13, 2023
Get the Macroquad mug.An absolutely unimaginably gargantuan turd, one that is so huge that it cannot even begin to fit into a toilet bowl, thereby forcing the shitter to choose another turding spot.
I understand that initially the Smithsonian was going to display his astounding macroturd but there was a lot of blowback from museum board members about its ultimate appropriateness.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019
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My microquadernophilia has been rather intense lately, and I'm going broke!
Going to the Muji store really triggered my microquadernophilia.
"Dude, have you seen Ernest's backpack?" "Yeah man, he's such a microquadernophile."
Going to the Muji store really triggered my microquadernophilia.
"Dude, have you seen Ernest's backpack?" "Yeah man, he's such a microquadernophile."
by fakeredhead November 14, 2020
Get the Microquadernophilia mug.A speculative framework proposing that quantum phenomena—superposition, entanglement, tunneling—can occur at macroscopic scales, not just in the atomic realm. The Hypothesis of Macroquantum Mechanics suggests that there is no fundamental size limit to quantum behavior; with the right conditions (extreme isolation, low temperature, careful preparation), macroscopic objects could exhibit quantum properties. This would mean Schrödinger's cat is not just a thought experiment but a real possibility—objects large enough to see could be in superpositions, entangled with each other, tunneling through barriers. Macroquantum mechanics would bridge the gap between quantum weirdness and classical reality, showing that the strange rules of the small can scale up to the large.
Hypothesis of Macroquantum Mechanics "They've entangled molecules with thousands of atoms—tiny, but growing. Macroquantum mechanics asks: how far can this go? Could a virus be in superposition? A cell? A cat? The hypothesis says: no fundamental limit, just engineering challenges. Quantum weirdness might scale all the way up. The world is stranger than we thought—and maybe larger too."
by Dumuabzu March 6, 2026
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