macrodick

have a huge black cock... so big all the bitches be cray cray for it. comparable to the big black dildo underneath your bed ;)

CrayBitch: Did you see that guy's macrodick... it's almost as big as the big black dildo under my bed!!!! Hot damn

by thegodalmighty March 30, 2015

microdick

Word for someone with a penis so small that it takes a pair of tweezers to tug him him off.

Kenny's microdick caused his girlfriend to laugh hysterically.

by Gollum May 24, 2006

microdick

To have a very small penis

Jake paul has a microdick

by Babadehoogas February 4, 2018

macdick

Someone who is completely obsessed with their Mac. They go on about it all the time and get it out at every opportunity. They love to prove its better than PC's. They are generally very annoying.

Your a macdick
Macdick!
Put it away macdick

by mid89uk May 4, 2009

Macrocock

The opposite of a micropenis.

"His dick was so big I couldn't even put it in my mouth. That motherfucker had a macrocock."

by Anna's Fault March 2, 2017

Macrotiktokism

The belief of Tik Tok is and will be dominating over a huge part of the internet.

1. Macrotiktokism is not a conspiracy, though it is true that Tik tok is performing very well over the world.
2. I believe in macrotiktokism, Tik tok is lit and it will take over the internet.

by alpotionCX May 14, 2020

Macrowack

adj. a complimentary word used to describe a digital photo taken using a Digital Macro setting on a camera. Most often used by non-professional photographers who believe incorrectly that they have an talent for taking creative and artsy photographs.

"Wow...that digital picture you took of the snowflake is really macrowack. Are you a professional photographer"

"That's really creative the way you digitally captured the dew on the lily in that photograph."

by Britney Fox January 14, 2010