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microdick 

Word for someone with a penis so small that it takes a pair of tweezers to tug him him off.
Kenny's microdick caused his girlfriend to laugh hysterically.
microdick by Gollum May 24, 2006

microdick 

To have a very small penis
Jake paul has a microdick
microdick by Babadehoogas February 4, 2018
Someone who is completely obsessed with their Mac. They go on about it all the time and get it out at every opportunity. They love to prove its better than PC's. They are generally very annoying.
Your a macdick
Macdick!
Put it away macdick
macdick by mid89uk May 4, 2009
"His dick was so big I couldn't even put it in my mouth. That motherfucker had a macrocock."
Macrocock by Anna's Fault March 2, 2017

Macrotiktokism

The belief of Tik Tok is and will be dominating over a huge part of the internet.
1. Macrotiktokism is not a conspiracy, though it is true that Tik tok is performing very well over the world.
2. I believe in macrotiktokism, Tik tok is lit and it will take over the internet.
Macrotiktokism by alpotionCX May 14, 2020

Macrowack 

adj. a complimentary word used to describe a digital photo taken using a Digital Macro setting on a camera. Most often used by non-professional photographers who believe incorrectly that they have an talent for taking creative and artsy photographs.
"Wow...that digital picture you took of the snowflake is really macrowack. Are you a professional photographer"

"That's really creative the way you digitally captured the dew on the lily in that photograph."
Macrowack by Britney Fox January 14, 2010