Macrobating 

macrobating
/ˈmæk.rəʊˌbeɪ.tɪŋ/, adjective

Characterized by an exclusive reliance on macroeconomic factors while disregarding technical analysis and market narrative, often resulting in a skewed interpretation of market dynamics.

Describing an investor or analyst who, in their decision-making, prioritizes broad economic indicators over short-term technical signals and qualitative market trends.

The act of focusing exclusively on macroeconomic factors while ignoring the technical or narrative elements that drive the market. It is a blend of "macro" (referring to macroeconomics) and "debating" (or "masturbating" as a play on self-indulgence), implying an obsession with broad economic indicators at the expense of other important factors.

"During the trading meeting, while everyone else was dissecting charts, Tom was off macrobating about GDP and inflation so intensely that he completely missed the bounce on the monthly pivot point."

Macrobating by anonymous March 27, 2025

microbating 

A game where you put something in the mircowave and attempt to finish masturbating before said item finishes.

While waiting for his popcorn Steven decided to start microbating.

microbating by steeeeveperry March 23, 2011

Macrobatics 

(n) The art of having more than enough keyboard shortcuts (macros) than are required for the standard operation of a computer.

I got a 10.0 for my Olympic macrobatics; I spam 3 online forums and all 15 channels of an online game with dickbutt every time I hit alt+shift+D.

Macrobatics by Death In Person February 8, 2010

Metrobating 

The act of masturbating while on board a Metro train or bus.

After smoking his meth the homeless man pulled out his junk and started metrobating in front of everyone without a care in the world.

Metrobating by beerdrinker247 April 6, 2023

Mayobating 

The act of masterbating while using mayonnaise as a lubricant.

Sonia was caught mayobating on Tom's bed, She was using Heinz mayonnaise.

Mayobating by Phaenixdrools April 3, 2007

maribating 

The act of masturbating in the bath tub then proceeding to soak (or "marinate") in your own juices

After a long day of work, Ben spent a solid 3 hours maribating, and never felt better.

Brendan: "hey, is Ben coming out tonight?"
Amanda: "nah, he's got a full night of maribatin' ahead of him"

Kirstyn: "ben, your skin is so soft! Do you moisturize?"
Brendan: "nah, he's a chronic maribator"

maribating by 8BallBates January 17, 2018

microbating 

When someone's microphone is spazzing out due to input error or messing with the receiver causing a loud an disruptive noise, interrupting conversations in a microphone chat.

We had to kick Christian from the Skype call because he just couldn't stop microbating. spazzing

microbating by SkeletonInYourCloset May 20, 2014