macpaddy 

This is what happens when a company finds out that they're in the poo after diddling someone, and then finding out that they're working for the press.

"I asked him for a tracking number for my Macpadd , but he threw a Macpaddy"

macpaddy by Loonybean November 4, 2009

MacDaddy 

a pimp who has reached the zenith of his profession/ trade

Stand back, here comes the real MacDaddy, the pope of pimps, with his hoes.

MacDaddy by Christian April 30, 2005

macpadd 

A mythical device said to be created by unicorns and fairies that will cure you from STD's, cancer, receding hairline, gingivitis and most cases of jock itch. Will not protect you from the H1N1 virus as it is used in the manufacturing process.

An actual sample of said device has never been found since the Mythical Creatures Manufacturing Union chapter 48 has closed down talks and have went on strike.

Tom: Man come look at this cool ass Macpadd mouse pad I'm going to order. It says that I can save the world if I purchase this thing.

Frank: What? It's a slab of aluminum with some rubber shelf matting. I can make you that right now in the garage.

Tom: But look, it says it will protect me from the H1N1 virus. You know I don't like getting sick.

Frank: It's aluminum. A quick shot of Lysol, or better yet bleach, would work out better.

Tom: But I'm an Apple connoisseur and I need this. It has Mac in the name so it must be fancy.

Frank: Whatever. It's your money asshat. I'm going to the bar.

macpadd by NunyoBidnez November 4, 2009

MacDaddy 

Almost as cool as CaspDaddy. MD just doesnt get as much pussy as CD and cant chug as much as CD but MD is the second most badass person on this planet besides CD

Kate-Holy fucking shit marissa that is mother fucking MacDaddy and CaspDaddy they are they coolest sexiest most badass people on this planet
Marissa- i just wish one of them could cum in my mouth

MacDaddy by White gurlz December 21, 2019

MacDaddy 

Official bouncer and crowd control specialist

of the imaginary, but well used "Russ's Pub" located within the Sunshine Beach Cafe.

Despite his additional managerial duties, MacDaddy still refuses to sport a cute outfit of the women's choosing,

no matter how many times they ask...

Hey MacDaddy ~ Why don't you wear some tight jeans and a cowboy hat tomorrow and do a strip tease for us??? Hmmmmm????

You know you want to !


See also MacGrad

MacDaddy by Dixie February 10, 2004

macdaddy 

a macddady is a man hoe he wants his weewee sucked by any wamen with a mouth

girl1-omg did u see jacob hes so hot

girl2- yeah he is but hes a total macdaddy

macdaddy by Lickdoor October 6, 2017

macpadd 

A mousepad for your Mac or Apple computer

"Where'd you get that mousepad for your Mac?"
"Oh its my MacPadd!"

macpadd by meeka84 January 18, 2009