mackingoff

The act of iwacking while viewing pornography over the internet

Marton and spindy were ashamed and embarrassed when mark walked in and ibusted them mackingoff

by CC Landers April 6, 2009

jackingoff

Jacking off: Grabing your penis and moving your hand up and down until you are satisfied or until orgasim

Dude i like jackingoff.

by joshua J.T.H July 14, 2006

zackingoff

(V) Term used for masturbation while wearing a magnum condom

Did you hear how loud Zack was in the shower when he was zackingoff?

by noenns January 5, 2010

Macking Off

Beating the schmeat so hard that you experience the worst and most painful anal prolapse that has ever occurred under the Sun. Feeling your asshole cave in on itself, exposing your intestinal tract due to the best goddamn incest porn on this side of the Solar System.

Sean: Mickey, what the hell are you doin’? Why are you in the hospital?
Mickey: I was Macking Off to Fortnite Porn and Rieley’s Insta, man. I couldn’t help myself!

by bruh_moment_mack April 4, 2021