Macroning 

shitting while displaying fake bravado

He is macroning himself. He knows he's messed it up.

Macroning by Gulbargavi October 31, 2020

Macronimous 

Macronimous is a information technology business name coined from the word Macro+ (Magna)nimous

Macronimous means Large or Big

Macronimous by agbenny August 8, 2016

Microdingophobia 

Irrational fear of letting the microwave timer reach zero. Sufferers will ALWAYS open the microwave at least one second before time runs out, thereby circumventing the ding or buzz that ensues when the timer reaches zero. The most extreme case subjects have never, in fact, heard what happens when their microwave timer reaches zero.

Frank's microwave might just play Stairway to Heaven backward when the timer reaches zero. It's a shame his microdingophobia's too bad to ever let it get to zero.

Microdingophobia by Dr. Poop, MD August 6, 2009

marcoing 

Awkwardly trying to squeeze in between people because one does not want to be on the end of something, I.E. a stand in a stadium.

Sorry about marcoing in here guys, I just really didn't want to be on the end of these stands.

marcoing by whale1258 November 20, 2011

masoning

to constantly walk or stand behind a group of people when you could easily stand with them

“i’m being a mason”
“who invited mason”
“i’m masoning so hard rn”

masoning by bigboisonly October 31, 2019

Masoning

Sticking a finger into someones butt without their consent.

"dude Masoning is super weird"
"yup"

Masoning by Blink-182 is bae December 27, 2015

micronigger 

some retarded ass black kid in cod who thinks its nice to talk shit and talk in the way every retarded black kid does in any cod game.

god damn this retarded micronigger

micronigger by i burn down orphanages September 15, 2022