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Happy Manholing 

What you wish your gal pal when she tells you she is going on her first date with a guy she found on a dating app.
My friend: "I am meeting him for dinner."

Me: "Happy manholing!"
Happy Manholing by Kahlua_C April 18, 2021
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manoleng 

A term used to refer to a person who's become too obsessed with censorship. The word manoleng was derived from the name of a one time Philippine board of censor chairman Manoleng Morato who indiscriminately censored movies or sections of movies basically based on his whim.
The webmaster was so obsessed with the power entrusted to him and decided he can delete web postings based on his personal, often subjective, opinion. He is now referred to as manoleng.
manoleng by dorobo slayer May 26, 2009

Mangling the Midget

Manual masturbation of the male organ.
I remember mangling the midget to this video.

GUNT MANGLING 

WHEN A MAN IS IN HEAT AND STARTS GUNT MANGLING HIS OVER WEIGHT COW LOOKING WOMAN

WHEN A GUY WITH A DEATH WISH MANGLES HIS WIFE'S ORANGUTAN GUNT WITH BBQ TONGS
HOLY WOW, THAT GUNT MANGLING IS SOME SHITY WORK

HOLY SHIT THAT DUDE'S BEEN GUNT MAGLING THAT CHICK SO HE GET A SEMI WOODY, HEY ROY,, HOW LONG YOU BEEN GUNT MAGLING BERTHA?
GUNT MANGLING by Dpcx Alpha Male September 1, 2009

manpoline 

A guy who is used by a girl though he knows it, yet keeps coming back to her despite all the crap she puts him through. The guy is invariably in love/lust with the girl and will go through hoops/put up with her back and forth in the offchance that he might be able to date her. These situations usually result in the man being crushed.

Sometimes the guy can delude himself into thinking he just wants to be good friends with her. This does not last long.
In the movie "He's just not that into you", Kevin Connolly's character (Conor) is a manpoline for Scarlet Johansson's character Anna. He's always there when she needs him but she never has to give anything back.

Guy 1: What did you do this weekend?
Guy 2: Oh it was awesome, Cara actually came over last night. She was having a tiff with her boyfriend. I made her a great dinner and we talked and cuddled a little bit. Then she left abruptly, maybe got a text from him. But I haven't heard from her since then.

Guy 1: This isn't going anywhere is it?
Guy 2: Well, I think she'll eventually see I'm a good guy and we work well together.

Guy 1: <rolls eyes>
manpoline by Vermonster August 24, 2009
to mess with someone.

to leave someone high and dry.
to tease someone.
Are you machaling me?!
Machaling by VHHD July 2, 2017
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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