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macanized 

The people who finally buy Mac computers/notebooks and like those so much that they are forever removed from using anything else particularly the Microsoft products.

Linux users are exception to this rule, who time to time may use Mac machines, just to check the underlying linux based OS.
After using Windows for five years I got macanized and got the MacBook Pro.

It is so cool to be macanized.

When are you getting macanized.
macanized by rightarmoverfast May 27, 2010
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magatized 

(1) to become mentally deranged from the effects of attendance at Trump rallies; the cause is suspected to be multiple "brain slam" traumas (these shocking conflicts-of-logic-and-truth are similar in mechanism to the repetitive concusions that cause TBI or Traumatic Brain Injury); (2) synonyms: hannitized, lobotomized
OMG! Within the first few minutes of exposure to the deleterious effects at a Trump rally, my pervy uncle was thoroughly magatized.
magatized by Eppypotamus June 21, 2019
Maanizeh is a cool girl who has an amazing fashion sense and listens to the COOLEST music! She's the definition of baefy. If you ever meet a Maanizeh, never stop being her friend because you will never find anyone like her again!
Hey Maanizeh, Alex Pettyfer and Evan Peters have a crush on you!
Maanizeh by 06/06/16 April 11, 2021

Voltaire's Mechanized Army 

Similar to Voltaire's Angry Glove, but involves an egg beater.

Fill a drinking glass 3/4 of the way with shards of glass and 1/4 of the way with glue. Grind up 1/8 cup of Fiberglass insulation into a fine powder. Fill a bowl with glue.

Dip the egg beater into the bowl of glue to coat it with a thick layer. Begin rotating and dip into the fiberglass. Repeat several times until there is a thick coating of fiberglass powder on the egg beater. At this point, feel free to experiment, try adding razorblades for fun.

Insert the drinking glass, open end first, into the orifice of your choice. Then with a firm swift motion, ram the egg beater in behind the glass, make sure to break it! Begin egg beating away! Mix it up a little though, move deeper and shallower- try different speeds, angles, and amounts of physical force.

Remember, you can do anything well as long as you put your heart into it!
When the angry glove was no longer enough, Voltaire's Mechanized Army was called into action.

meganized 

when a guy makes a girl deepthroat him, then cums in her throat so hard it comes out her nose like milk. Causing the girl to smell "straight up cum!" for like a week.
"John totally meganized megan, she claimed it was allergies!"
meganized by captain pain September 16, 2008

masonized 

The act of trying to flirt with a lovely lady (or usually man) but commiting a form of sexual assault with your eyes. To properly masonize, one must have their shirt off, give a wild hobos retarded gaze, and direct their attention to an unwilling party.
Tom: did you hear Jenny got masonized?
Jim: oh shit is she ok?
Tom: I think it turned her gay :(
masonized by Mista blista July 5, 2014

Mananizer 

noun. Meaning an attractive woman who enjoys looking , flirting, and the company of attractive men. May or may not have a significant other. May or may not have many significant others.
An attractive woman with a boyfriend but also has many attractive male companions. Enoys the company and attention of men is a Mananizer.
Mananizer by Savannah Smith September 9, 2009
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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