meganized 

when a guy makes a girl deepthroat him, then cums in her throat so hard it comes out her nose like milk. Causing the girl to smell "straight up cum!" for like a week.

"John totally meganized megan, she claimed it was allergies!"

meganized by captain pain September 16, 2008

magatized 

(1) to become mentally deranged from the effects of attendance at Trump rallies; the cause is suspected to be multiple "brain slam" traumas (these shocking conflicts-of-logic-and-truth are similar in mechanism to the repetitive concusions that cause TBI or Traumatic Brain Injury); (2) synonyms: hannitized, lobotomized

OMG! Within the first few minutes of exposure to the deleterious effects at a Trump rally, my pervy uncle was thoroughly magatized.

magatized by Eppypotamus June 21, 2019

Neganized 

Neganized-To exercise absolute power or control thru the use of friends and family and or lose of life. To be exquisitely cruel or use oppressively behavior to govern or reign as a tyrant. Overbearing person who habitually badgers and intimidates everyone. A person who gleefully takes the world around him to pee pee pants city.

Our boss has completely neganized our company thru the use of lost jobs and wages. Meanwhile high-fiving the other managers on their raises.

Neganized by Mrgeovamp February 21, 2017

Voltaire's Mechanized Army 

Similar to Voltaire's Angry Glove, but involves an egg beater.

Fill a drinking glass 3/4 of the way with shards of glass and 1/4 of the way with glue. Grind up 1/8 cup of Fiberglass insulation into a fine powder. Fill a bowl with glue.

Dip the egg beater into the bowl of glue to coat it with a thick layer. Begin rotating and dip into the fiberglass. Repeat several times until there is a thick coating of fiberglass powder on the egg beater. At this point, feel free to experiment, try adding razorblades for fun.

Insert the drinking glass, open end first, into the orifice of your choice. Then with a firm swift motion, ram the egg beater in behind the glass, make sure to break it! Begin egg beating away! Mix it up a little though, move deeper and shallower- try different speeds, angles, and amounts of physical force.

Remember, you can do anything well as long as you put your heart into it!

When the angry glove was no longer enough, Voltaire's Mechanized Army was called into action.

Voltaire's Mechanized Army by Almighty Bluebird March 16, 2008

Meganifer 

The lesser known second arch angel to fall from the grace of God. And on the tenth day after Satan had been cast out of heaven, Satan asked God if he could have a friend to do "things" with So after much looking on his Earth he finally found Megan. Megan Went to live with Satan who gave her the name Meganifer to sound more evil.

That Abigail williams is so evil!

No, she's just possessed by Meganifer

Meganifer by jrfredrick January 27, 2011

Morganized Religion 

When someone's spiritual beliefs have been shaped by Morgan Freeman's portrayal of God as a really nice guy in a white suit.
Refer to movies such as Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, etc. Whereas, judging by all the sh*t that happens, he's more like Loki in the Avengers.

Oh, that happy clappy chick's got a severe dose of Morganized Religion.

Morganized Religion by tuck1s December 6, 2015

Meganned

To mess something up, normally involving technology. Note the double N.

I tried to setup my new TV at home but I totally meganned it up.

Meganned by mdrf May 1, 2018