magatized 

(1) to become mentally deranged from the effects of attendance at Trump rallies; the cause is suspected to be multiple "brain slam" traumas (these shocking conflicts-of-logic-and-truth are similar in mechanism to the repetitive concusions that cause TBI or Traumatic Brain Injury); (2) synonyms: hannitized, lobotomized

OMG! Within the first few minutes of exposure to the deleterious effects at a Trump rally, my pervy uncle was thoroughly magatized.

magatized by Eppypotamus June 21, 2019

magatized 

People under the spell of the cult known as MAGA...

"What happened to your mom?" "Fucking Fox News got her magatized bro-"...

magatized by The word of Gawd August 10, 2025

Tit-Matized 

The act of being hypnotized by seeing a nice set of tits. When someone is tit-matized he forgets about everything else that might be going on around him. This is a fairly common occurrence that happens daily with most men and lesbians.

Every time I see Dolly Partons nice big breasts I get Tit-matized, and can only imagine what all that sweater meat must taste like.

Tit-Matized by pubey March 27, 2008

Agatized Dinsoaur Bone 

Agatized dinosaur bones also called Gem Bone or Gem Dinosaur Bone refers to fossilized dinosaur bones that have been petrified with silica or quartz crystals which gives them their colorful, glassy appearance. This process preserves the actual cell structure of the once living dinosaur. The largest deposits of agatized dinosaur bones are concentrated in the Colorado Plateau of Utah in the Jurassic Era Morrison Formation.

A myriad of minerals add color to agatized dinosaur bone. Irons added reds, browns, blacks, sulfur added yellows, copper caused greens and blues, manganese caused pinks and pastels, and the silica cause whites and grays.

The best dinosaur gembone is brightly colored and has very distinct cells surrounded by web like patterns.

Gem bone is a rare gem material used and collected by jewelers and lapidary artisans.

A group of very dedicated gem bone collectors have labeled themselves boneheads.

The bonehead found an incredible agatized dinosaur bone vertebrae when digging in Utah.

Agatized Dinsoaur Bone is highly prized by mineral specimen collectors.

The bonehead found an incredible Agatized Dinsoaur Bone vertebrae when digging in Utah.

Agatized Dinsoaur Bone by jessa1155 March 15, 2010

Magnatize 

Magnatize simply means Hooking up, or "having sex" in old school terms. Magnatize is a clever term most often used in the club scene as a way for a man to inform his current dance partner he would like to proceed in inserting his cock into at least one of her sex holes sometime that night.

(Random Techno music in the background)
Man: "Hey baby, you wanna magnatize"

Blonde: "Wow, you're classy. Of course I want your meat plowing me, but only if you promise to empty your balls in my mouth.

Magnatize by CockSlapArt.com April 2, 2009

Tootsie-Matized 

Tootsie-Matized. Another word for a penis. It's hypnotizing, your mind stays focused on how you will worship and please it, although you are not near it, it'll leave you dreaming about what you will do with it and appreciate it because you know he's worth it.

My baby got me tootsie matized, he got me feining. I'm Tootsie-Matized.

Tootsie-Matized by Lisa1982 March 16, 2010

Fagatized 

Extremely stupid; or dumb.

Omg they totally Fagatized that dance move!

Fagatized by Sophie!! ~.^ April 4, 2009