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magatized 

(1) to become mentally deranged from the effects of attendance at Trump rallies; the cause is suspected to be multiple "brain slam" traumas (these shocking conflicts-of-logic-and-truth are similar in mechanism to the repetitive concusions that cause TBI or Traumatic Brain Injury); (2) synonyms: hannitized, lobotomized
OMG! Within the first few minutes of exposure to the deleterious effects at a Trump rally, my pervy uncle was thoroughly magatized.
magatized by Eppypotamus June 21, 2019

Tit-Matized 

The act of being hypnotized by seeing a nice set of tits. When someone is tit-matized he forgets about everything else that might be going on around him. This is a fairly common occurrence that happens daily with most men and lesbians.
Every time I see Dolly Partons nice big breasts I get Tit-matized, and can only imagine what all that sweater meat must taste like.
Tit-Matized by pubey March 27, 2008

Mamorized 

When you hook up with a girl just because she has big breasts. You get mesmerized by big breasts.
"Dude the chick you hooked up with last night was beat, broke, and busted!"

"I couldnt help it I was mamorized by her big boobs."
Mamorized by ShadowKujo March 31, 2010

memetized 

When a person reads someone else's basic post on social media and then turns it into a meme.
I'm feeling so memetized because someone else keeps turning my posts into memes.
memetized by BAM2018 December 23, 2016

Tootsie-Matized 

Tootsie-Matized. Another word for a penis. It's hypnotizing, your mind stays focused on how you will worship and please it, although you are not near it, it'll leave you dreaming about what you will do with it and appreciate it because you know he's worth it.
My baby got me tootsie matized, he got me feining. I'm Tootsie-Matized.
Tootsie-Matized by Lisa1982 March 16, 2010

Mammarized 

To be entranced by a woman's large breats.
The girl was so stacked I was mammarized!
Mammarized by Kerryn July 20, 2007