Meatanized

Patronized through penis inclinations.

My boyfriend wants to get laid but he spent all day meatanizing me.

I don’t want to be meatanized.

Meatanized by T Eff February 2, 2026

Meatanized

The act of patronizing through penis inclinations.

My boyfriend wants to get laid but spent all day meatanizing me.

I don’t want to be Meatanized.

Meatanized by T Eff February 2, 2026

Voltaire's Mechanized Army 

Similar to Voltaire's Angry Glove, but involves an egg beater.

Fill a drinking glass 3/4 of the way with shards of glass and 1/4 of the way with glue. Grind up 1/8 cup of Fiberglass insulation into a fine powder. Fill a bowl with glue.

Dip the egg beater into the bowl of glue to coat it with a thick layer. Begin rotating and dip into the fiberglass. Repeat several times until there is a thick coating of fiberglass powder on the egg beater. At this point, feel free to experiment, try adding razorblades for fun.

Insert the drinking glass, open end first, into the orifice of your choice. Then with a firm swift motion, ram the egg beater in behind the glass, make sure to break it! Begin egg beating away! Mix it up a little though, move deeper and shallower- try different speeds, angles, and amounts of physical force.

Remember, you can do anything well as long as you put your heart into it!

When the angry glove was no longer enough, Voltaire's Mechanized Army was called into action.

Voltaire's Mechanized Army by Almighty Bluebird March 16, 2008

meganized 

when a guy makes a girl deepthroat him, then cums in her throat so hard it comes out her nose like milk. Causing the girl to smell "straight up cum!" for like a week.

"John totally meganized megan, she claimed it was allergies!"

meganized by captain pain September 16, 2008

Metalized

-to coat, treat, or combine something with metal. In other words, the result of remixing or remaking a song/theme into a heavy metal song. The song or theme beforehand can be practically anything, if it's not a metal song to begin with (you would just be doing a cover then)

Metalizing includes but is not limited to:
-Heavy distorted guitars and bass for the rhythm
-A lead guitar that follows the scale the melody in the song
-A drum rhythm that fits with the song
-A keyboard or synthesizer added for a classic feel.

Theme songs from classic video games are very popular to metalize.

I metalized the all the theme songs in Super Smash Bros Brawl.

Metalized by RRODD October 30, 2008

macanized 

The people who finally buy Mac computers/notebooks and like those so much that they are forever removed from using anything else particularly the Microsoft products.

Linux users are exception to this rule, who time to time may use Mac machines, just to check the underlying linux based OS.

After using Windows for five years I got macanized and got the MacBook Pro.

It is so cool to be macanized.

When are you getting macanized.

macanized by rightarmoverfast May 27, 2010

Mechanized Infantry 

Term for an infection of crabs (Pthirus pubis)often used by military personel.

Don't go with her unless you want the mechanized infantry charging through your skiddies (underware).

Mechanized Infantry by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004