maafed

When your pulling a rolling backpack and some sticks their foot in the way tipping it over making all your stuff fall out.

What the heck you just maafed me!

by minecraftking65 June 13, 2018

Marfed

Marfed is when your cat throws up a not completely dead mouse or similar small animal.

Nug was on the couch wheezing and then he Marfed . The mouse , a little stunned woke up and scattered.

Holy shit Sam. I swear you owe me a new car. I drove you home and right when we stopped, you Marfed up that Lasagna and it moved.

by Torbert November 9, 2018

mawfed

A state of inebriation so great that is causes poor decisions including: driving, taking weird people home, and hitting parked cars.

Man, did you see John last night? He was so mawfed that as soon as he got in his car, he passed out and hit a parked car.

by urban_g_unit November 5, 2012

Maafen

An arab name translating to beautiful and graceful

Guy 1: “hey did you see that kid maafen?”
Guy 2: yeah his name means beautiful in arabic
Guy 1: damn that’s cool

by Koolarabicdude June 5, 2019

manfed

When a man reaches a point in his relationship where he serves his significant other dinner.

Bob manfed his wife.

by Bramy July 2, 2008

maffed

to be worn out, or hot and bothered. Usually requiring a sit-down and some refreshment.

After all that shopping, I'm maffed. Make me a cup of tea, would you?

by bumblz December 17, 2012

marfed

Is when some steals your soon to be bf or gf.

That motherfucker marfed your prospect.

by Dr. Jrock October 22, 2010