Torbert's definitions

Thai Soccer Team

A Thai Soccer Team is a poop that won’t come out or just a state of constipation.

Hey can we take that run later I’ve got a Thai soccer Team at the moment. I’m going to have a cup of coffee to help blow them out.

by Torbert July 14, 2018

Tatoodaloo

Tatoodaoo is the formal version of “tatoodles“which means saying goodbye to your tattoos when you have them removed .

Queen Elizabeth said tatoodaloo to the rose on her ankle as the tecnician removed the last bit of it.

by Torbert April 14, 2023

throblobster

A throblobster is just a really ugly erect penis.

Susie was cautioning Jane about going out with her ex, Mike. You know he”s a good guy, but that throblobster in daylight is just unsettling.

by Torbert February 2, 2023

thumbelievable

Thumbelievable is what you exclaim when you receive an especially good hand job.

Stacy had a thumbelievable orgasm from Jeff after the concert.

by Torbert September 8, 2020

Scrape

A scrape is what happens when you're sitting too far back on a toilet seat. You then shit and the outgoing turd log scrapes against the rim of the seat leaving a brown buildup of shit-sludge.

I don't want to be rude, but I went into the bathroom right after Julie and first, it stank like two horses had anal sex after a each having a big meal and two, there was a scrape on the seat.

by Torbert July 30, 2019

hombreyo

An hombreyo is a fertilized human egg where one of its parents is a Spanish speaker and at least one parent thinks it is a boy.

The Latina nurse at the fertility clinic knew Linda wanted a boy and she told her they’d be implanting her Hombreyo at her next visit.

by Torbert March 20, 2021

HAMASSACARE

A HAMASSACARE is a terrorist or murderous or completely over the top event that is horrific or totally over-whellming to the victim like the one HAMAS perpetrated on the Israeli Kibbutz just beyond the Gaza border

After 2 mos. in juvenile Hall, Suzie committed a HAMASSACARE to her boyfriend's, ball sack.

by Torbert March 7, 2024