Sloppy Samantha

A Sloppy Samantha is when a woman unexpectedly starts her period and shits her pants at the same time.
Jill had a Sloppy Samantha during the debate today at school.

Oh man, they had to drain the pool today because Abby had a Sloppy Samantha during practice.
by Torbert February 10, 2018
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Grandcaw

A Grandcaw is just a really old crow, but crow s are so smart and they seem to care like a grandparent.
Every day I let the cat outside oustside, that old crow is up on the power line. I think he's looking out for the cat.He's like a great Grandcaw to Marf.
by Torbert January 31, 2023
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pooin’

I can’t go to dinner with you as tonight I be pooin’ my little girls hair.
by Torbert January 11, 2024
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Islamadad

Islamadad is the nickname name non Pakistani boyfriends give their Pakistani girlfriend's fathers.
Mike was recounting his first date with Noori where he met her Islamadad. Turns out he was pretty cool and ended up helping him on his AI project.
by Torbert April 01, 2023
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Scrambled eggs and ketchup is road rash. Typically this happens form bicycle, motorcycle, scooter and skateboarding accidents on the road. The victim's skin is scratched up into small pills and when mixed with the oozing blood, it looks like scrambled eggs and ketchup.
Oh man did you see Mike eat down that hill. His knee and arm were totally scrambled eggs and ketchup.

Ouch! It looks like somebody ordered scrambled eggs and ketchup for lunch. Didn't i tell you not to wear shorts when riding that Ninja.
by Torbert October 16, 2020
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Gold Sore

A gold sore is a misplaced attribution of pride when you get a cold sore from someone you consider especially hot.
James is so stupid, he keeps bragging about the Gold Sore he got from Stacy.
by Torbert September 08, 2020
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Nikebetes Club

The Nikebetes Club is a Facebook group and real life group of Nike employees that have type 1 diabetes.
Scott is such as dork. He put that he was President of the Nikebetes Club at the Beaverton Campus on his Linked In profile.
by Torbert January 27, 2024
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