Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Torbert

iPhone Pancake

An iPhone Pancake is a falsehood , a bad simulation, something that is either too good to be true or scary, too bad to be true. Or, something that is not what it seems. The description comes from the iPhone ads for the iPhone XS where a planet is depicted on the screen and it looks like a pancake because of the angle of the phone in the picture.

My mom got this email saying she owed the IRS $30,000. I checked it out it was a total iPhone Pancake.

Man, I met what i thought was this super hot girl last night at the Reggie's party, we went to her place and we got naked and she turned out to be a guy! A total iPhone Pancake!

by Torbert October 19, 2018

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blasterdam

A proclamation made usually a Dutch or Scandinavian person when they’re astounded by something. It is the equivalent of “I’ll be”.

Lars saw the Space X rocket land vertically
and said “blasterdam, that’s amazing!”

by Torbert March 28, 2021

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Firus

1. A firus is a fire that happen during a viral pandemic that not only burns land and property but also infects firefighters who must work closely together

John had to work that Firus in Liberty county, OR. 25,000 acres and 20 cases of Covid amongst the crew.

by Torbert September 8, 2020

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Sloppy Samantha

A Sloppy Samantha is when a woman unexpectedly starts her period and shits her pants at the same time.

Jill had a Sloppy Samantha during the debate today at school.

Oh man, they had to drain the pool today because Abby had a Sloppy Samantha during practice.

by Torbert February 10, 2018

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Grandcaw

A Grandcaw is just a really old crow, but crow s are so smart and they seem to care like a grandparent.

Every day I let the cat outside oustside, that old crow is up on the power line. I think he's looking out for the cat.He's like a great Grandcaw to Marf.

by Torbert January 31, 2023

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