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An iPhone Pancake is a falsehood , a bad simulation, something that is either too good to be true or scary, too bad to be true. Or, something that is not what it seems. The description comes from the iPhone ads for the iPhone XS where a planet is depicted on the screen and it looks like a pancake because of the angle of the phone in the picture.
My mom got this email saying she owed the IRS $30,000. I checked it out it was a total iPhone Pancake.
Man, I met what i thought was this super hot girl last night at the Reggie's party, we went to her place and we got naked and she turned out to be a guy! A total iPhone Pancake!
Man, I met what i thought was this super hot girl last night at the Reggie's party, we went to her place and we got naked and she turned out to be a guy! A total iPhone Pancake!
by Torbert October 19, 2018
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by Torbert April 1, 2023
Get the islamabod mug.A Nikebetic is an ex Nike employee that is simultaneously drawn to and repulsed by working for Nike.
After 10 years there, Jane is totally Nikebetic.
She loves it , but it’s non stop and just when you think you’ve designed the ultimate something , you’ve got to top it for the next season.
She loves it , but it’s non stop and just when you think you’ve designed the ultimate something , you’ve got to top it for the next season.
by Torbert January 27, 2024
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by Torbert February 12, 2025
Get the maplete mug.A jumper is a feces still in the shoot but it’s dangling by a thread, and then let’s go to spoil your under wear or outer clothes.
This morning I almost had to cancel the presentation as I was taking a shit and I had a jumper that barely missed my pants. Luckily it hit the floor!
by Torbert July 25, 2019
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by Torbert July 14, 2018
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I don't want to be rude, but I went into the bathroom right after Julie and first, it stank like two horses had anal sex after a each having a big meal and two, there was a scrape on the seat.
by Torbert July 30, 2019
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