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Portgland is the slang name for Portland, Oregon where you'll find a variety of people that have glandular disorders.
First it's Jim with his Thyroid, then his first kid is a Type 1 diabetic and now his second kid has hypopituitarism, they need to move to Portgland.
by Torbert May 30, 2021
Get the Portgland mug.1. To be Crate&Barreled means your out of the dating game You're settling down and complacent. A person that is Crate &Barreled is at least temporarily happy and willing to pick out plates with his or her partner.
Jake was such a player but since meeting Katy, he's totally Crate&Barreled, They'll probably move to Beaverton and have a couple of kids.
Since making VP of Engineering, Sam is totally Crate&Barreled. Now all she wants to do is lead her team, mentor the newbies, and teach at the UC.
Since making VP of Engineering, Sam is totally Crate&Barreled. Now all she wants to do is lead her team, mentor the newbies, and teach at the UC.
by Torbert October 15, 2020
Get the Crate&Barreled mug.That guy, Gary treats his girlfriend terribly. He’s a total Sam Quentin. We need to file an appeal and get her out of there.
by Torbert August 5, 2024
Get the Sam Quentin mug.Franksgiving is literally hotdog dinner for thanksgiving. A little better version is having Turkey hotdogs on the big day.
Hey this inflation thing is really killing our holiday budget. Add to that bringing your entire work family, this is definitely going to be a Franksgiving!
by Torbert November 24, 2022
Get the Franksgiving mug.Your friend , Larry, the total maplete blew everyone out of the water when he named every mountain range in the northern hemisphere.
by Torbert February 12, 2025
Get the maplete mug.A Nikebetic is an ex Nike employee that is simultaneously drawn to and repulsed by working for Nike.
After 10 years there, Jane is totally Nikebetic.
She loves it , but it’s non stop and just when you think you’ve designed the ultimate something , you’ve got to top it for the next season.
She loves it , but it’s non stop and just when you think you’ve designed the ultimate something , you’ve got to top it for the next season.
by Torbert January 27, 2024
Get the nikebetic mug.A Prayart is literally a prayer made not through speech but through one’s anus.
It is literally a Prayer-Fart.
It is literally a Prayer-Fart.
Before his throat cancer surgery, Levi emitted a prayart to God.
When Father Peter visited the Church of the deaf and Mute in Madison, WI, he took in a big lung ful of air through his nostrils and proclaimed, “ I can smell there’s a lot of prayarting going on in this house of god”.
When Father Peter visited the Church of the deaf and Mute in Madison, WI, he took in a big lung ful of air through his nostrils and proclaimed, “ I can smell there’s a lot of prayarting going on in this house of god”.
by Torbert March 26, 2021
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