Torbert's definitions

Jovaries

Jovaries are the teasing name for a weak or too caring man’s balls( testicles)

Bill got knocked in the jovaries at the convalescent home where he is a nurse

by Torbert March 16, 2026

llamaka

A Llamaka is is yamaka for a llama or a llama shaped person.

I got that long necked , long eyelashed kid a, llamaka for his upcoming Bar-mitzvah.

by Torbert December 20, 2025

backwards-skirter

A backwards-skirter is usually a clever, attractive woman who thinks wearing her skirt backwards , where the back is on the front , gains hr extra points in the workplace.

Jenny is a backwards-skirter, she thinks that's what got her the vice presidency job.

by Torbert September 29, 2025

Rabbot

A Rabbot is a robotic rabbi.

Temple Beth Israel saved $75K this year by firing Rabbi Karen and just getting a Rabbot.

by Torbert September 29, 2025

breand

To have breand is to have after your only friend be a loaf of bread.

After the accident , losing his wife, his job and not being allowed to coach soccer, Bob’s breand was a loaf of sourdough that was hard as a rock.

by Torbert February 22, 2025

maplete

A maplete is a super smart student of geography that competes in geography competitions.

Your friend , Larry, the total maplete blew everyone out of the water when he named every mountain range in the northern hemisphere.

by Torbert February 12, 2025

Sam Quentin

Sam Quentin is the name you give a guy that treats a partner like they’re in prison

That guy, Gary treats his girlfriend terribly. He’s a total Sam Quentin. We need to file an appeal and get her out of there.

by Torbert August 5, 2024