Torbert's definitions

Portgland

Portgland is the slang name for Portland, Oregon where you'll find a variety of people that have glandular disorders.

First it's Jim with his Thyroid, then his first kid is a Type 1 diabetic and now his second kid has hypopituitarism, they need to move to Portgland.

by Torbert May 30, 2021

Scrape

A scrape is what happens when you're sitting too far back on a toilet seat. You then shit and the outgoing turd log scrapes against the rim of the seat leaving a brown buildup of shit-sludge.

I don't want to be rude, but I went into the bathroom right after Julie and first, it stank like two horses had anal sex after a each having a big meal and two, there was a scrape on the seat.

by Torbert July 30, 2019

Tatoodaloo

Tatoodaoo is the formal version of “tatoodles“which means saying goodbye to your tattoos when you have them removed .

Queen Elizabeth said tatoodaloo to the rose on her ankle as the tecnician removed the last bit of it.

by Torbert April 14, 2023

thumbelievable

Thumbelievable is what you exclaim when you receive an especially good hand job.

Stacy had a thumbelievable orgasm from Jeff after the concert.

by Torbert September 8, 2020

throblobster

A throblobster is just a really ugly erect penis.

Susie was cautioning Jane about going out with her ex, Mike. You know he”s a good guy, but that throblobster in daylight is just unsettling.

by Torbert February 2, 2023

juncle

A juncle is the male genitalia of an uncle.

Mike's older brother just had his first kid making Mike an uncle, and making Mike's dick and balls a juncle.

by Torbert July 26, 2021

bowel mason

A bowel mason is a person that like to play and interact with poop. They are also some who enjoys anal sex.

Shelley has her 3 rd date with Rick. Shelley was a little freaked out as Rick turns out to be a bowel mason,. Tough she did say he was quite the artisan.

by Torbert November 9, 2022