Torbert's definitions

sphincter memory

Sphincter memory is the memory of the sensation you feel in your anus when passing an especially large diameter
bowel movement.

Margot smiled and then produced a little audible chortle as she had a sphincter memory of her early morning blowout where she gave birth to a very large fudge python.

by Torbert April 4, 2021

bowligarch

A bowligarch is a person who has become very rich by creating useful ceramics.

Comrade Alexander received the order to supply all the dishes for all the Russian military bases. He will soon be a bowligarch.

by Torbert March 28, 2021

blasterdam

A proclamation made usually a Dutch or Scandinavian person when they’re astounded by something. It is the equivalent of “I’ll be”.

Lars saw the Space X rocket land vertically
and said “blasterdam, that’s amazing!”

by Torbert March 28, 2021

Firus

1. A firus is a fire that happen during a viral pandemic that not only burns land and property but also infects firefighters who must work closely together

John had to work that Firus in Liberty county, OR. 25,000 acres and 20 cases of Covid amongst the crew.

by Torbert September 8, 2020

prayart

A Prayart is literally a prayer made not through speech but through one’s anus.
It is literally a Prayer-Fart.

Before his throat cancer surgery, Levi emitted a prayart to God.

When Father Peter visited the Church of the deaf and Mute in Madison, WI, he took in a big lung ful of air through his nostrils and proclaimed, “ I can smell there’s a lot of prayarting going on in this house of god”.

by Torbert March 26, 2021

Wincest

When you marry two half empty or more windex bottles to create a single more full more bottle of Windex

Megan WIncested the cleaning supplies so now we can give Dad a full bottle and his windows a thorough cleaning.

Jeanie can you Wincest those mostly empty bottles before that new hire gets here? I don't want him to think were cheap on supplies on his first day at the car wash.

by Torbert July 6, 2018

thumbelievable

Thumbelievable is what you exclaim when you receive an especially good hand job.

Stacy had a thumbelievable orgasm from Jeff after the concert.

by Torbert September 8, 2020