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A jumper is a feces that was a cliffhanger, but lets go to fall into your underpants or outer garment.
Oh man , right before my big presentation this morning I had a jumper. Luckily, it hit the florr. I acouple centimeters more i would've had to cancel.
by Torbert July 19, 2019
Get the jumper mug.A jumper is a feces still in the shoot but it’s dangling by a thread, and then let’s go to spoil your under wear or outer clothes.
This morning I almost had to cancel the presentation as I was taking a shit and I had a jumper that barely missed my pants. Luckily it hit the floor!
by Torbert July 25, 2019
Get the Jumper mug.A scrape is what happens when you're sitting too far back on a toilet seat. You then shit and the outgoing turd log scrapes against the rim of the seat leaving a brown buildup of shit-sludge.
I don't want to be rude, but I went into the bathroom right after Julie and first, it stank like two horses had anal sex after a each having a big meal and two, there was a scrape on the seat.
by Torbert July 30, 2019
Get the Scrape mug.Butt Lucky is when you have a secret desire to have anal sex and your partner brings it up and allows you to engage.
by Torbert March 21, 2020
Get the Butt Lucky mug.1. A firus is a fire that happen during a viral pandemic that not only burns land and property but also infects firefighters who must work closely together
John had to work that Firus in Liberty county, OR. 25,000 acres and 20 cases of Covid amongst the crew.
by Torbert September 8, 2020
Get the Firus mug.1. A firus is a fire that happens during a viral pandemic that not only burns land and property but also infects firefighters who must work closely together.
John had to work that Firus in Liberty county, OR. 25,000 acres and 20 cases of Covid amongst the crew.
by Torbert September 8, 2020
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