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Tatoodaoo is the formal version of “tatoodles“which means saying goodbye to your tattoos when you have them removed .
Queen Elizabeth said tatoodaloo to the rose on her ankle as the tecnician removed the last bit of it.
by Torbert April 14, 2023
Get the Tatoodaloo mug.A scrape is what happens when you're sitting too far back on a toilet seat. You then shit and the outgoing turd log scrapes against the rim of the seat leaving a brown buildup of shit-sludge.
I don't want to be rude, but I went into the bathroom right after Julie and first, it stank like two horses had anal sex after a each having a big meal and two, there was a scrape on the seat.
by Torbert July 30, 2019
Get the Scrape mug.Susie was cautioning Jane about going out with her ex, Mike. You know he”s a good guy, but that throblobster in daylight is just unsettling.
by Torbert February 2, 2023
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Get the thumbelievable mug.A Prayart is literally a prayer made not through speech but through one’s anus.
It is literally a Prayer-Fart.
It is literally a Prayer-Fart.
Before his throat cancer surgery, Levi emitted a prayart to God.
When Father Peter visited the Church of the deaf and Mute in Madison, WI, he took in a big lung ful of air through his nostrils and proclaimed, “ I can smell there’s a lot of prayarting going on in this house of god”.
When Father Peter visited the Church of the deaf and Mute in Madison, WI, he took in a big lung ful of air through his nostrils and proclaimed, “ I can smell there’s a lot of prayarting going on in this house of god”.
by Torbert March 26, 2021
Get the prayart mug.When you marry two half empty or more windex bottles to create a single more full more bottle of Windex
Megan WIncested the cleaning supplies so now we can give Dad a full bottle and his windows a thorough cleaning.
Jeanie can you Wincest those mostly empty bottles before that new hire gets here? I don't want him to think were cheap on supplies on his first day at the car wash.
Jeanie can you Wincest those mostly empty bottles before that new hire gets here? I don't want him to think were cheap on supplies on his first day at the car wash.
by Torbert July 6, 2018
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