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Scrambled eggs and ketchup is road rash. Typically this happens form bicycle, motorcycle, scooter and skateboarding accidents on the road. The victim's skin is scratched up into small pills and when mixed with the oozing blood, it looks like scrambled eggs and ketchup.
Oh man did you see Mike eat down that hill. His knee and arm were totally scrambled eggs and ketchup.
Ouch! It looks like somebody ordered scrambled eggs and ketchup for lunch. Didn't i tell you not to wear shorts when riding that Ninja.
Ouch! It looks like somebody ordered scrambled eggs and ketchup for lunch. Didn't i tell you not to wear shorts when riding that Ninja.
by Torbert October 16, 2020
Get the scrambled eggs and ketchup mug.A Grandcaw is just a really old crow, but crow s are so smart and they seem to care like a grandparent.
Every day I let the cat outside oustside, that old crow is up on the power line. I think he's looking out for the cat.He's like a great Grandcaw to Marf.
by Torbert January 31, 2023
Get the Grandcaw mug.A Sloppy Samantha is when a woman unexpectedly starts her period and shits her pants at the same time.
Jill had a Sloppy Samantha during the debate today at school.
Oh man, they had to drain the pool today because Abby had a Sloppy Samantha during practice.
Oh man, they had to drain the pool today because Abby had a Sloppy Samantha during practice.
by Torbert February 10, 2018
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Get the pooin’ mug.A HAMASSACARE is a terrorist or murderous or completely over the top event that is horrific or totally over-whellming to the victim like the one HAMAS perpetrated on the Israeli Kibbutz just beyond the Gaza border
by Torbert March 7, 2024
Get the HAMASSACARE mug.An hombreyo is a fertilized human egg where one of its parents is a Spanish speaker and at least one parent thinks it is a boy.
The Latina nurse at the fertility clinic knew Linda wanted a boy and she told her they’d be implanting her Hombreyo at her next visit.
by Torbert March 20, 2021
Get the hombreyo mug.Thank god ReverendJerry got his voice back, as after his bout of stomach sickness
there was no way he could prart through his praynus during the homily.
there was no way he could prart through his praynus during the homily.
by Torbert March 27, 2021
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