mawfed

A state of inebriation so great that is causes poor decisions including: driving, taking weird people home, and hitting parked cars.

Man, did you see John last night? He was so mawfed that as soon as he got in his car, he passed out and hit a parked car.

by urban_g_unit November 05, 2012

mawf

Abbreviation of the word 'motherfucker'. Motherfucker - mawfucka - mawf.

You're such a mawf!

by pedestrian_pete November 21, 2011

MAWF

Elite Minecraft sniping group
Founded by Moojuu, Aekket, and MZHD
We Snipe gay lords who try to hard in minecraft and make them cry

/shout Sniped by " MAWF " ID: " #945 " Add me on Discord " : slumb#2036" MAKE-A-WISH > ALL
Omg thats MAWF

by aekket September 11, 2021

mawf

Middle Aged White Female, often found sporting mom jeans. What happens to a milf or soccer mom when they grow up. Currently applicable to a shitload of baby boomers.

Mom and her mawf friends are at the spa getting botoxed.

by Me Thinking July 25, 2008

Mawf

Might as well fuck

Wow you guys all over your each other mawf

by Mcelligott December 22, 2017