mawfed

A state of inebriation so great that is causes poor decisions including: driving, taking weird people home, and hitting parked cars.

Man, did you see John last night? He was so mawfed that as soon as he got in his car, he passed out and hit a parked car.

mawfed by urban_g_unit November 5, 2012

Mawded 

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.

We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.

Mawded by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016

Mawded 

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.

We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.

Mawded by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016

Marfed

Marfed is when your cat throws up a not completely dead mouse or similar small animal.

Nug was on the couch wheezing and then he Marfed . The mouse , a little stunned woke up and scattered.

Holy shit Sam. I swear you owe me a new car. I drove you home and right when we stopped, you Marfed up that Lasagna and it moved.

Marfed by Torbert November 9, 2018

mawuedem 

Niggrt

I took a mawuedem to your mama's breasts

mawuedem by Mawuedem January 28, 2019

Mawded 

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.

We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.

Mawded by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016

Mawded 

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.

We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.

Mawded by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016