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Marfed is when your cat throws up a not completely dead mouse or similar small animal.
Nug was on the couch wheezing and then he Marfed . The mouse , a little stunned woke up and scattered.

Holy shit Sam. I swear you owe me a new car. I drove you home and right when we stopped, you Marfed up that Lasagna and it moved.
Marfed by Torbert November 9, 2018
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Is when some steals your soon to be bf or gf.
That motherfucker marfed your prospect.
marfed by Dr. Jrock October 22, 2010
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marfed • marked • Marved • marred up • murfed • mared • marked up • maffed • maredo • Marfé
An amazing beautiful strong woman. Very ambitious and strong willed! The funny, crazy, kind hearted individual you always want to be around!
Get yourself a Markeda!
markeda by BGQ2814 December 21, 2016
an adjective used to describe a person's state of being when they have consumed an excessive amount of alcohol or drugs. A person who is feeling high, rowdy and/or "gone" may be symptomatic of being marted.

*marted derives from the french word marteau, meaning "hammer"
Mandem 1: "Bruhhh, I've only had 3 shots tonight but I'm feeling so smashed I can't even describe how gone I am!"

Mandem 2: "Fam, I think you're more than gone and more than smashed, I think you're marted!!"
marted by ratchetrachell August 19, 2017
To suffer from extreme hunger.

From the English word starved.
I have not had anything to eat since yesterday! I'm so Marved!
Marved by Chibs May 29, 2005
to get screwed on a regular basis.

similar to taking a fist in the ass with sand as a lubricant.
Soldier 1: damn we gotta sleep in 30 degree weather with a leaky tent what the hell!?!
Soldier 2: dude you just got marned
Soldier 1: oh i forgot Fort Stewart rules!! whoo!! *sob*
marned by dabooner February 9, 2007
a pubic hair wig
rob has a red mafred
MAFRED by unknown April 6, 2003
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