mEscalade 

It's a beautiful Cadillac Escalade, that is so damn messy inside, you can't hardly get in. Has fast food wrappers every fucking place. It's a garbage dump with leather and navi.

Man, I love Riding in Rastus' Mescalade, but I can't find a place to put my fucking feet. Dat bitch is gonna have a rat infestation he he does not clean dat bitch out.

mEscalade by Funeral Guy March 26, 2009

mescaline 

A psychoactive alkaloid that occurs naturally in peyote and other species of cacti. Chemically "3,4,5-trimethoxy-phenethylamine ". A psychedelic drug. Many people compare it to LSD and psilocybin (shrooms) but it is a unique drug, with effects that are similar, but not identical to the aforementioned substances---

---In short, effects are open and closed eye visuals, a euphoria similar to the high of MDMA but less intense and more pensive and analytical, a pleasant body buzz, increased energy, color enhancement, VERY heightened sense of humor (like smoking alot of strong sativa weed), and a sense of peace and unity with nature---

---Usually found in one of 3 varieties---

1) Extracted mescaline--- Looks like pale greenish-gold powder. Produced from cacti. Effects differ from pure mescaline due to presence of other alkaloids which alter the trip. Obtained from trustafarians, neo-hippies/psychonauts, and some rainbow family/legit hippies.

2)Poorly-synthesized mescaline--- Usually yellow or orange crystals. Trip can range from good to bad to just plain weird. Impurities from manufacture affect the trip. Obtained from connected hippies.

3) Properly-synthesized mescaline. The GOOD stuff. Purified mescaline in salt form. Snow-white needles, weird taste. AWESOME trip, probably my favorite out of the traditional four psychedelics (LSD,psilo,DMT, mescaline).
Obtained from Euro chemists. Hard to get and pricey but worth it.

Mescaline, the breakfast of champions.

mescaline by Buddha420 December 24, 2005

Chadillac Muskalade 

Chad Muska's Escalade

We saw the Chadillac Muskalade pull into the park and all got boners.

Chadillac Muskalade by Johnny Fitswell January 17, 2018

mescapades

Adventures and amusing mishaps done or had while under the influence of mescaline

Man those mescapades we had last night after we took those pellets were mad funny

I felt like I was one with the world while we were partaking in those incredibly amusing mescapades last night, such as drawing large graffiti penises all over Taco Bell.

mescapades by Dave Berkowsky April 15, 2008

Escalade 

An SUV manufactured by Cadillac which uses either a frame from a Chevrolet Tahoe, Avalanche (EXT model), or Suburban (ESV model). Starting at a little under $50,000 US, these trucks are a blatant status symbol amongst young Urban people and senior citizens, the later being a more traditional fanbase for Cadillac. Escalades were made popular from hip-hop artists and have traveled into the mainstream.

The vehicles themselves are highly decorated with chrome and Cadillac decals to show prestige. Their only true claim is that their engine is the biggest of the full-size SUV market (second only to the Porsche Cheyenne, which classifies as a mid-size SUV). The EXT model is a crew-cab pick-up, similar to the Chevrolet Avalance. The ESV model is a full-sized utility, similar to the Chevrolet Suburban.

The Escalade transcends the typical age braket as an SUV, appealing to young men, well-to-do family moms, and old rich white folks.

Dayam, look at that Escalade! Talk about bling!

Escalade by sqyttles August 20, 2003

mescaline 

A psychedelic of the phenethylamine family which occurs naturally in certain cactuses. Contrary to popular belief it is very seldom found in pure chemical form due to the production difficulties and costs. In the hands of the open-minded and intelligent people it can be a great instrument for the exploration of the psyche.

The chemical name for mescaline is 3,4,5-trimethoxyphenethylamine

mescaline by Grim January 8, 2005

escalade 

car of choice for drug dealers, rappers, and guys with small penises

the escalade has weed in the back

escalade by clevelandsteamer September 23, 2005