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METHSCAPADES 

NOUN
1. A carefree episode or adventure while under the influence of methamphetamine- usually wild and exciting, but not necessarily lawful.

2. An adventure lasting all night or maybe days in which one does things as a result of paranoia and sleep deprivation highly questionable and completely irrational to those sober but making complete sense to those under the influence.
Your neighborhood diggling methscapades are going to get us arrested. Hurry up and put their bike, car, and cat back together before they wake up in an hour.

Dude this tweaker bitch just stole my wallet and my identity and now she is a millionaire in Nicaragua and may even be the president, so that means I am actually the president. We gotta stop her before she or actually I take take over the country. I'm so sick of her methscapades. We gotta find her.
METHSCAPADES by hhillkillz January 19, 2011
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escapades 

noun

a large scale adventure involving whisk & trees
i had some escapades today, cimbing trees & making fudge brownies out of whisk!
escapades by Angelica & Drew July 1, 2008

mEscalade 

It's a beautiful Cadillac Escalade, that is so damn messy inside, you can't hardly get in. Has fast food wrappers every fucking place. It's a garbage dump with leather and navi.
Man, I love Riding in Rastus' Mescalade, but I can't find a place to put my fucking feet. Dat bitch is gonna have a rat infestation he he does not clean dat bitch out.
mEscalade by Funeral Guy March 26, 2009

Messcapade 

An escapade that turns into a "hot mess."

An adventure involving those who are considered to be hot messes.
Coachella was quite the messcapde this year!
Outside Lands is going to be a messcapade!
Messcapade by Msqard November 25, 2011
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