It'll be over by Christmas

A very common saying used by Generals in both World Wars. Every time they came up with a big plan, it was designed to end the war by Christmas and bring the boys home. Of course we all know that never happened. It was used so often that it became a joke.

Field Marshall Montgomery "Market Garden will be so successful it'll be over by Christmas". In reality, it went for more than another year. Good job Monty.

by Grim October 08, 2005

ph34|2

Phear. (1337 form of fear), often used with teh

ph34|2 teh Lavender

by Grim April 07, 2003

h1

Hello. Used in instant messaging.

h1!

by Grim March 14, 2003

Leederocola

Leederocola is a word used to announce your presence while facing possible spit in your fast-food order.

1. Give me a leederocola before I break vouz fucking lips!

by Grim June 30, 2004

hero surgery

(n) Also known as Gastric bypass surgery, a surgery that shrinks the size of ones stomache thuse forceing them to loose weight for a while, and instantly making them a hero.

Rosanne was fat as hell before she had Hero Surgery.

by Grim August 11, 2004

orlyx

A male who recieves sexual favours from other males in the United States Air Force. Usually for wooden pennies.

Orlyx: Hi, Im Orlyx, want me to suck your pole?

Random Air Force guy: Okay. I can only pay with wooden pennies...

Orlyx: It's a deal!!!

by Grim March 21, 2004

masterbater

Masterbater, also known as a Kitty killer, is a man who gives himself sexual pleasure by himself by taking his hand and rubbing the penis until the pleasure is acheived.

Ed is a masterbater and will masterbate at anytime he can.

by Grim January 20, 2005