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amusing hat
This is a word(s) that most oftens comes before or after something. It describes an odd hat that the person saying this thinks is quite fun and might possibly make them chuckle.
amusing hat by Dirty Shoes March 10, 2004
Well, i'm glad you find this so amusing
A phrase that is never used literally, but rather is always a response to someone's laughing or poking fun at a problem the person has reason to be seriously concerned about. Sometimes this reproach is, itself, used in a half-amused, bantering way.
"The doctor said that I tested negative for cervical cancer, so I won't be at risk of infertility after all."
"Good to hear that it didn't render your reproductive organs totally out of cervix."
"Well, I'm glad you find this so amusing."
"Good to hear that it didn't render your reproductive organs totally out of cervix."
"Well, I'm glad you find this so amusing."
Well, i'm glad you find this so amusing by Tochterlieber December 9, 2013
abusing the hose
i caught him abusing the hose this morning and, he's been shy ever since
,or,
kid-"what were you doing....abusing the hose..... or what"
,or,
kid-"what were you doing....abusing the hose..... or what"
abusing the hose by imma geneis<lol January 5, 2011
Abusing The Cheese
A nerd slang from the ninties, commonly referred to in video gaming, which is used to describe a move of uber pwnage used in rapid succession to defeat the opponent. Some video games (Rage) will sometimes show a symbol involving a piece of cheese with a cancellation symbol above it to indicate that a player is rapidly using the same move over and over and will drain their health total to even the balance of pwnage they have caused.
Abusing The Cheese by Garry Cron January 31, 2008
Hey there! i am using whatsapp
Hey there! i am using whatsapp
No you're not otherwise, you would have changed the default status message
No you're not otherwise, you would have changed the default status message
Hey there! i am using whatsapp by josjos21 December 26, 2021
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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