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One of the happiest times in many of the lives of men. Its is when a man uses a womans mouth as a pleasure hole. The woman sucks the penis until it is drained of semen and then hopefully swallowed.
"Please tell me you at least got sum M-time!"

"May you please give me some quick
M-time, im cold."

"Normally I'm all in for M-time, but this is just one of those rare instances where one must say 'naw man'"
M-time by mofuka January 6, 2005
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Hi, I’m Two Time and my pronouns are they/them

A meme that shows the character Two Time from the game Forsaken next to a line of text that says, “Hi, I’m Two Time and my pronouns are they/them.” This was probably created due to the fact that some people in the community would frequently misgender them. There is even a twitter account, @TwoTimeprns, that is based off this joke.
pinterest comment: he looks so weak my poor baby
some dude: Hi, I’m Two Time and my pronouns are they/them
Two Time or whatever: Glory to the Spawn

I’m here for a good time not a long time 

Commonly seen on Tinder bios (as well as other dating apps) to denote that the user is not looking for anything serious (I.e. a relationship). Instead, they are looking for a casual fling/hook up/just sex.
*opens tinder*
“Yo dude, her bio says,’ I’m here for a good time not a long time!’ You know what that’s means!”
*Swipes right*

Short definition: just looking for sex

I'm here for a good time, not a long time 

Basically means that you should eat that pizza. Don't waste your time trying to squeeze into society's expectations, just live your life. You never when you're going to die so make the best of it.
Them: Are you sure you wanna go skydiving?
Me: I'm here for a good time, not a long time, YEET!

I'm here for a good time not a long time 

A cringeworthy phrase commonly used by members of Generation Z, most frequently VSCO girls or Instagram models, as an excuse for acting irresponsibly. While the message is there in promoting living in the moment, the saying has been twisted by Gen Z to fit their agenda
VSCO girl 1: Omg I literally went through 3 Juul pods yesterday, I'm such a f*cking fiend
VSCO girl 2: *bangs Hydroflask* That doesn't even matter, like it's just water vapor. I'm here for a good time not a long time

I’m on that Type of time 

Type of time means you are ready to go throw down on anyone Bc u about that time and train to go like young boy
I’m on that type of time for.

I’m sick as a hairless dog in the winter time 

When you are really sick and need to make sure everyone knows it. Phrase was created by a man that goes by the name of Lonestar Thompson.
“I’m sick as a hairless dog in the winter time” says Nathan
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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