M-time
One of the happiest times in many of the lives of men. Its is when a man uses a womans mouth as a pleasure hole. The woman sucks the penis until it is drained of semen and then hopefully swallowed.
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Hi, I’m Two Time and my pronouns are they/them
A meme that shows the character Two Time from the game Forsaken next to a line of text that says, “Hi, I’m Two Time and my pronouns are they/them.” This was probably created due to the fact that some people in the community would frequently misgender them. There is even a twitter account, @TwoTimeprns, that is based off this joke.
pinterest comment: he looks so weak my poor baby
some dude: Hi, I’m Two Time and my pronouns are they/them
Two Time or whatever: Glory to the Spawn
some dude: Hi, I’m Two Time and my pronouns are they/them
Two Time or whatever: Glory to the Spawn
Hi, I’m Two Time and my pronouns are they/them by hattrack July 20, 2025
Related Words
M-time • Hi, I’m Two Time and my pronouns are they/them • I'm here for a good time, not a long time • I'm here for a good time not a long time • I’m here for a good time not a long time • I’m on that Type of time • M.S.T. (MUT Standard Time) • I’m sick as a hairless dog in the winter time • I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands • Time
I’m here for a good time not a long time
Commonly seen on Tinder bios (as well as other dating apps) to denote that the user is not looking for anything serious (I.e. a relationship). Instead, they are looking for a casual fling/hook up/just sex.
*opens tinder*
“Yo dude, her bio says,’ I’m here for a good time not a long time!’ You know what that’s means!”
*Swipes right*
Short definition: just looking for sex
“Yo dude, her bio says,’ I’m here for a good time not a long time!’ You know what that’s means!”
*Swipes right*
Short definition: just looking for sex
I’m here for a good time not a long time by AldrichAmes May 24, 2018
I'm here for a good time, not a long time
Basically means that you should eat that pizza. Don't waste your time trying to squeeze into society's expectations, just live your life. You never when you're going to die so make the best of it.
I'm here for a good time, not a long time by justanothersecondarycharacter November 17, 2018
I'm here for a good time not a long time
A cringeworthy phrase commonly used by members of Generation Z, most frequently VSCO girls or Instagram models, as an excuse for acting irresponsibly. While the message is there in promoting living in the moment, the saying has been twisted by Gen Z to fit their agenda
VSCO girl 1: Omg I literally went through 3 Juul pods yesterday, I'm such a f*cking fiend
VSCO girl 2: *bangs Hydroflask* That doesn't even matter, like it's just water vapor. I'm here for a good time not a long time
VSCO girl 2: *bangs Hydroflask* That doesn't even matter, like it's just water vapor. I'm here for a good time not a long time
I'm here for a good time not a long time by Mrglobey March 22, 2020
I’m on that Type of time
Type of time means you are ready to go throw down on anyone Bc u about that time and train to go like young boy
I’m on that Type of time by CLOUDY B December 25, 2020
I’m sick as a hairless dog in the winter time
When you are really sick and need to make sure everyone knows it. Phrase was created by a man that goes by the name of Lonestar Thompson.
I’m sick as a hairless dog in the winter time by Lonestar99 March 19, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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