lumpyhead

a person with some form of intellectual handicap or genetic condition ie downs syndrome -limiting their ability. “

“look at those lumpyheads they couldn’t count to 5”

by kwmb August 5, 2022

Daniel Lumphead

A supermarket checkout assistant with a huge bony ridge on his forehead like a Klingon.

Monkus: Dad! Klingon alert!

Dad: Don't worry, its only Daniel Lumphead. Its David the Grunting Spacker you need to worry about.

Monkus: Shit, this place is full of retards.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle June 19, 2009

lumphead

somebody with a vacuous mind,or lacking in intelligence. Also used to mean someone with a big lump on their head resulting from a blow to the head.

Kenny,Kevin,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Harun,Uriah,Jim,Tom,Bill,and Jeff are all quite the lumpheadsfor being barehead in such cold weather!

On February 24,1980, ten-year-old Linus was quite the lumphead, by saying his nine-year-old brother Luke had a square head and Luke repaid Linus by calling his head a rectangle head,and with that he crowned Linus as Linus lost his pompom snowhat. "Now you're a lumpheadin more ways than one,Linus!" exclaimed Luke,as a huge lump appeared on Linus' bare cold head.

by JMC70 January 8, 2017

Lumphead

When you have a perfectly functioning brain, but you just don't use/outright refuse to use it.
Derived from the saying " Just sitting there like a lump on a log. "

Boy: You seen {blank}'s posts? What a total Lumphead! He never bothers to look anything up...

by fainttwistedecho October 17, 2021

Lumphead

A person whose head is lumpy

"Heyyyyyyyyy Fred, you coming to the game tonight lumphead?"

by Cameron (ectoskeletal.tk) March 14, 2003

lumphead

a cat, feline

"Look at the cute lumphead purring in your lap"

by greenchester April 16, 2004

Lumpy Head

A disease that you catch from having sexual interactions with a Phish Phan

Last night I slept with this phish phan and woke with a Lumpy Head

by Birdryder February 22, 2024