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Daniel Lumphead 

A supermarket checkout assistant with a huge bony ridge on his forehead like a Klingon.
Monkus: Dad! Klingon alert!

Dad: Don't worry, its only Daniel Lumphead. Its David the Grunting Spacker you need to worry about.

Monkus: Shit, this place is full of retards.
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lumphead 

somebody with a vacuous mind,or lacking in intelligence. Also used to mean someone with a big lump on their head resulting from a blow to the head.
Kenny,Kevin,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Harun,Uriah,Jim,Tom,Bill,and Jeff are all quite the lumpheadsfor being barehead in such cold weather!

On February 24,1980, ten-year-old Linus was quite the lumphead, by saying his nine-year-old brother Luke had a square head and Luke repaid Linus by calling his head a rectangle head,and with that he crowned Linus as Linus lost his pompom snowhat. "Now you're a lumpheadin more ways than one,Linus!" exclaimed Luke,as a huge lump appeared on Linus' bare cold head.
lumphead by JMC70 January 8, 2017

Lumphead 

When you have a perfectly functioning brain, but you just don't use/outright refuse to use it.
Derived from the saying " Just sitting there like a lump on a log. "
Boy: You seen {blank}'s posts? What a total Lumphead! He never bothers to look anything up...
Lumphead by fainttwistedecho October 17, 2021

Lumphead 

"Heyyyyyyyyy Fred, you coming to the game tonight lumphead?"

lumphead 

"Look at the cute lumphead purring in your lap"
lumphead by greenchester April 16, 2004