lumbardh

This is Lumbardh. One of the most charming boys of the school. Many girls find him perfect but do not dare to admit it.

That was Lumbardh.
Be like Lumbardh.

by legggoooo January 6, 2019

Lumbardy

A sponge that is used for cleaning ones self. It is various in many colours and they have different styles of lumbardies that exist all around the world. Most normal people call it a loofah but the unnatural people will very much rather say lumbardy.

I went into the shower and cleaned myself with a lumbardy.

by Zeus127 September 3, 2019

lumbardy

a word used to describe when you hit your girl in the face with your penis, when you are in place you cant actually say that.

"man, i gave my bitch the lumbardy last night, dude she was mad!"

by GGroves May 26, 2008

lumbard

Someone who is on the chubby/fat side and is really lazy

"Damb jack is a lumbard today"

by pekill October 18, 2011

Regal Sir Lord Duke Duke Lumbardi

A fictional Italian immigrant (invented by the talkradar podcast) who smells heavily of olive oil and fettucini. He is known for his heavy build, heavier breathing and oversize somewhat smollen phalanges that resemble sausages and his own genitalia. The only thing heavier than the olive oil he uses to style his hair is his new jersy accent. As for atire he wares only the finest in glass pants and spaghetti and sweat stained plain white T-shirts. He was put into power by Norwegian King Herald V as the keeper of the shrew's. He suffers from recurring heart failures but carriers emergency electrodes with him to combat the failures when they occure.

Regal Sir Lord Duke Duke Lumbardi has been known to: tire after running, tire after walking up stairs, tire after reading, tire after rasing children, tire after getting out of bed tire after walking, eating several servings of shrew based meat sauce without pasta, he is famous for secreating a delicious high fat substance that has been syntheticly replicated for use in the American fast food industry and most notebly for it's application to twinkies during the 1980's.

by midget giraffe January 2, 2010

Lumbard

Someone who is brave enough to simply kill his enemies with kindness and shares his prosperity with those who support his visions.

He's so determined to succeed, the negativity isn't even on his radar. He must be a lumbard.

by Quipsta June 2, 2018

lumbardicked

WHENever you have a fat penis but your balls haven’t dropped. Kinda like playing the packers and jumping into the stands, however you are can’t score a touchdown. So you will never be able to do the “lombardi leap” into the stands.

After a promising doctor’s visit i was thinking my whole life’s journey would be heard, however i was lumbardicked and now my dreams are even more narrow than before.

by jadynpruitt July 23, 2024