lumbard 

Someone who is on the chubby/fat side and is really lazy

"Damb jack is a lumbard today"

lumbard by pekill October 18, 2011

Lumbard 

Someone who is brave enough to simply kill his enemies with kindness and shares his prosperity with those who support his visions.

He's so determined to succeed, the negativity isn't even on his radar. He must be a lumbard.

Lumbard by Quipsta June 2, 2018

falco lombardi

A character from the popular video game series Star Fox, Falco Lombardi is the hotheadded rebel of the squadron; the top pilot of the team, a former space pirate, and the best friend of Fox McCloud, the team's leader. He is a tall, blue-feathered Avian (a bird species), with characteristic red patches around his eyes.

Though he might be a little rough around the edges, Falco is a hero at heart.

"Falco Lombardi. Just call me Falco."

falco lombardi by Quex the Myuu November 15, 2005

Dave Lombardo 

Top 5 greatest metal drummer of all time. Try copying that Fall out cunt boy! Dave Lombardo is Brilliant.

Dave Lombardo is a REAL drummer.

Dave Lombardo by Lyle87 December 24, 2007

Vince Lombardi 

The greatest football coach to ever live.

Guy 1:Who is the greatest football coach ever? Guy 2: Vince Lombardi without a doubt

Vince Lombardi by Gertttyy December 7, 2011

Lombard’s Way

Strategy. When offered two or more reasonable and practical approaches to a challenge, “Lombard’s Way” would be to strategically choose a third, unreasonable or impractical response. (Orig. from J. M. Lombard’s seminal work: Spear warfare in the age of tanks”)

Wing Man: “Dude, she is totally checking you out.”
Alpha Male: “What are my options?”
Wing Man: “I see two good approaches; 1) smile at her and introduce your self, or 2) ask her if you can buy her and her friends a drink. Both are strong.”
Alpha Male: “Excellent, and agreed. But I think I will kiss you instead for about 15 seconds.”
Wing Man: “Sweet strategy. Textbook use of Lombard’s Way.”

Lombard’s Way by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds February 13, 2019

lambardi slap 

To slap someone with your dick, preferably in the face

Dante Lambardi Slapped Marlene in the face

lambardi slap by lambardi slap October 11, 2007