Lumbardy

A sponge that is used for cleaning ones self. It is various in many colours and they have different styles of lumbardies that exist all around the world. Most normal people call it a loofah but the unnatural people will very much rather say lumbardy.

I went into the shower and cleaned myself with a lumbardy.

by Zeus127 September 3, 2019

lumbardy

a word used to describe when you hit your girl in the face with your penis, when you are in place you cant actually say that.

"man, i gave my bitch the lumbardy last night, dude she was mad!"

by GGroves May 26, 2008

lumberdyke

A lesbian exhibiting the particular butch swag of plaid and/or man-jeans in an aspect befitting Paula Bunion.

I thought her at first a man of the mountain lands, with her red plaid shirt over long-johns with rustic jeans. But, alas, she brought with her a box lunch. She was of course, a lumberdyke.

by Barron Lemonkynin DenConia June 20, 2006

lumbardh

This is Lumbardh. One of the most charming boys of the school. Many girls find him perfect but do not dare to admit it.

That was Lumbardh.
Be like Lumbardh.

by legggoooo January 6, 2019

Lombardy Slap

When a man gives a woman a rather painful blow to the face via his dick. Some recipients have reportedly expirienced brain damage/internal bruising due to the "Slap". Founded by the grand daddy of them all, Louis "The Punisher" Lombardy (Also known for his work on TV's 24).

Person 1: "Damn, i feel so sorry for her. She will be mentally impaired for the rest of her life due to that Lombardy Slap."

Person 2: "What?! I thought she had Down's Syndrome!"

by Louis "The Punisher" Lombardy September 9, 2008

Lombardy

Lombardy - A term most used by young woman pericullery in high school. Used to gravitate attention towards one self when previous interests in them have dried out or become insignifigent.

Sally- "Omg what is Lombardy ?"
Henry- "oh just something those girls say to get attention, even though they don't need it."
Sally- "oh! so like feminism?"

by Saggitarius C March 1, 2017

lumbard

Someone who is on the chubby/fat side and is really lazy

"Damb jack is a lumbard today"

by pekill October 18, 2011