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lozzer by Anondhsjaksnd November 11, 2020
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Fat little baby bitch who is lacking any friends, except male companions called Sammy
Don’t be such a fucking lozzer
Lozzer by Jimmy Chim Chong May 21, 2021
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A super loser, especially one that likes sucking his dragon's dick.
CJ is suck a Lozerd, look at him, just munching away at his dragons shaft.
Lozerd by Lvl2Wizard June 1, 2016

Sean Lozier 

Used to describe a situation in which a person is constantly making up lame excuses for why they are currently tied up for the evening. Excuses may inlcude: "I'm cooking chicken for the rest of the night", or "I"m helping my mom", or "I didn't answer cause I fell asleep for the last 48 hours", or "I have to slow roast a 16 pound slab of beef in a smoker, then grill it, then cook it in the oven for another 12 hours in a stew.
Come on bud, you've been holding up the party all night, stop pulling a Sean Lozier.
Sean Lozier by BeansWitBacon August 14, 2009
"She's a right old lezzer"
lezzer by moof July 10, 2003

lolzersize 

When one laughs with enough force to induce sweat, tears, urine or physical pain.
Holy shit i just lolzersized so hard my pants are wet.
lolzersize by Zarbongliaboltsk October 28, 2010
Italian family name that can be freely translated as "those with a great future ahead and a proud past behind". The Lazzeri normally stands in a crowd as a beacon, an icon and a role model.
Someday i´ll be as great as a Lazzeri

"My sister got herself a Lazzeri!
OMG are there still Lazzeris available! Lucky girl!"
Lazzeri by I wish it was me February 7, 2010
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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