Used to describe a situation in which a person is constantly making up lame excuses for why they are currently tied up for the evening. Excuses may inlcude: "I'm cooking chicken for the rest of the night", or "I"m helping my mom", or "I didn't answer cause I fell asleep for the last 48 hours", or "I have to slow roast a 16 pound slab of beef in a smoker, then grill it, then cook it in the oven for another 12 hours in a stew.

Come on bud, you've been holding up the party all night, stop pulling a Sean Lozier.

Sean Lozier by BeansWitBacon August 14, 2009

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lezzer

A lesbian.

"She's a right old lezzer"

lezzer by moof July 10, 2003

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lolzersize

When one laughs with enough force to induce sweat, tears, urine or physical pain.

Holy shit i just lolzersized so hard my pants are wet.

lolzersize by Zarbongliaboltsk October 28, 2010

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Lazzeri

Italian family name that can be freely translated as "those with a great future ahead and a proud past behind". The Lazzeri normally stands in a crowd as a beacon, an icon and a role model.

Someday i´ll be as great as a Lazzeri

"My sister got herself a Lazzeri!
OMG are there still Lazzeris available! Lucky girl!"

Lazzeri by I wish it was me February 7, 2010

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