Metallica (adj.)

To transition one's hairdo from a state of awesomeness to a state of complete douchiness.

Dude, please don't Metallica (adj.) your hair. You're gonna go from looking like Dave Mustaine to looking like fucking Ryan Seacrest

by Zarbongliaboltsk February 22, 2011

lolzersize

When one laughs with enough force to induce sweat, tears, urine or physical pain.

Holy shit i just lolzersized so hard my pants are wet.

by Zarbongliaboltsk October 28, 2010