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(La-za-ree)

Orphan; parentless person, shuffling between foster home, (also relating to a person with very little to no friends)
"Are your parents home?"

"I don't have parents, i'm a lazzari."
Lazzari by Anthony Macaren June 21, 2008
Someone who is on their 'lazz' also known as larry.

Being on their own, perhaps through no fault of their own, so not the same as a loner, but someone who has been left on their own for whatever reason.

Through bullying or isolation.
Or just generally wanting to be a 'lazzer'
'Ooh! See Naomi over there, she's a right lazzer!'
Lazzer by Naomi Huggins January 8, 2009
A lazy person or someone who always gets other people to things for them.
Jess: get me that gin bottle from the kitchen Babes
Tom: Why are you such a lazzer for man get it yourself
Lazzer by Thatdonmeek March 25, 2020
To "no show"; to be busy with "important" things to go out with friends.
I will have to "Lazzari" this time.
LAZZARI by Mapachito May 20, 2009

Clement Lazzerini 

Commonly referred to as a French man - often little in size - with a disgraceful personality, often portrayed through his miniscule conk and high pitched squeaky voice. Upon hearing the name, other often chant together, "SHOVE A BAGGUETTE UP IT YOU LITTLE FRENCHY !"
Man1: "oi, clement lazzerini's comin round' the corner."
Man2: "how do ya know? i cant see him."
Man1: "i can hear his high pitched squeaky voice from a mile away!"
Man2: "That's facts bro!"
Man3: "SHOVE A BAGGUETTE UP IT YOU LITTLE FRENCHY !"
Clement Lazzerini by albow de god October 24, 2020

Beaming/lazering 

A term in the game rust known as beaming/lazering means to Shoot across the map on full-auto with high accuracy
this term is also applicable for medium to short distance fights
you are BEAMING right now dude
OR
i just got beamed dude
to be shot at with high accuracy
beamed to be obliterated by a player whith a gun or bow
beaming/lazering means to Shoot across the map on full-auto with high accuracy