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the lozito 

Repeatedly calling someone over and over without regard, or not leaving one's house despite being asked repeatedly.
I asked her to leave, but she pulled the lozito on me.
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Julianna Lozito 

Julianna is the best friend/girlfriend/wife anyone could have. She’s the sexiest Italian lady you will ever meet, so don’t you forget it. She’s always there whenever you need her to be, and she understands when you want to be left alone. She makes the most amazing mac and cheese, and don’t even get me started on her cookies! Julianna makes you feel welcome in a group of people that you’ve never met, and makes sure you’re never left out. She makes band practice worth attending, and she gets you out of chorus once in a while. She supports you no matter what you do. She gets excited for your accomplishments instead of getting jealous. She is the most beautiful girl that you will ever meet and has the best fashion sense. If you ever meet a Julianna, don’t lose her. You’ll regret it.
Oh that smart girl over there? Yeah, that’s Julianna Lozito
A seductive male adolescent who engages in inappropriate relations with older women. Compare to the female word lolita.
The teacher, in trouble for relations with a student lolito, was jailed today.
lolito by Aimi April 3, 2006
the extreme and cool new way of saying lol.

It's pronounced: lo LI toz
Friend: my grandma died
Me: Lolitoz
Lolitoz by JohnDaBoss March 20, 2021
Lotito Taquito is the devil in human form. usually in the SPECIFIC form of a feminine historical teacher that eats children when given the chance. if you spot a lotito, run the opposite way after pointing and yell rapist loudly, as a call for help.
police: where did you spot the lotito

victim: room 322

police: surround the 300s with oil and yell Mrs. Byers to lure her out. "BYERS GET OUT"

victim: DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU JUST DID?! HOLY FU-

Lotito: GWARRRR

victim: we're doomed for oblivion, the world as we know it is gone.....

**cause of 2012 (end of our lives)**
Lotito by matzi October 30, 2011
The side of tiktok where Loki the insanely good looking god of Mischief stays.
What side of tiktok are you on?
I'm on Lokitok he's so hot.
Lokitok by Mrs. Mcswagger August 22, 2021