lozito

One who takes on a fatherly role at a sporting event.

While attending the Mets game, Chris was told to quiet down by a Lozito.

by Bluff kitten April 16, 2016

the lozito

Repeatedly calling someone over and over without regard, or not leaving one's house despite being asked repeatedly.

I asked her to leave, but she pulled the lozito on me.

by That guy you dont know and nev May 31, 2010

Julianna Lozito

Julianna is the best friend/girlfriend/wife anyone could have. She’s the sexiest Italian lady you will ever meet, so don’t you forget it. She’s always there whenever you need her to be, and she understands when you want to be left alone. She makes the most amazing mac and cheese, and don’t even get me started on her cookies! Julianna makes you feel welcome in a group of people that you’ve never met, and makes sure you’re never left out. She makes band practice worth attending, and she gets you out of chorus once in a while. She supports you no matter what you do. She gets excited for your accomplishments instead of getting jealous. She is the most beautiful girl that you will ever meet and has the best fashion sense. If you ever meet a Julianna, don’t lose her. You’ll regret it.

Oh that smart girl over there? Yeah, that’s Julianna Lozito

by Ariana Negrón April 16, 2023

lolito

A seductive male adolescent who engages in inappropriate relations with older women. Compare to the female word lolita.

The teacher, in trouble for relations with a student lolito, was jailed today.

by Aimi April 3, 2006

Lolitoz

the extreme and cool new way of saying lol.

It's pronounced: lo LI toz

Friend: my grandma died
Me: Lolitoz

by JohnDaBoss March 20, 2021

Lotito

Lotito Taquito is the devil in human form. usually in the SPECIFIC form of a feminine historical teacher that eats children when given the chance. if you spot a lotito, run the opposite way after pointing and yell rapist loudly, as a call for help.

police: where did you spot the lotito

victim: room 322

police: surround the 300s with oil and yell Mrs. Byers to lure her out. "BYERS GET OUT"

victim: DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU JUST DID?! HOLY FU-

Lotito: GWARRRR

victim: we're doomed for oblivion, the world as we know it is gone.....

**cause of 2012 (end of our lives)**

by matzi October 30, 2011

Lokitok

The side of tiktok where Loki the insanely good looking god of Mischief stays.

What side of tiktok are you on?
I'm on Lokitok he's so hot.

by Mrs. Mcswagger August 22, 2021