lozito
lozito by Bluff kitten April 16, 2016
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the lozito
Repeatedly calling someone over and over without regard, or not leaving one's house despite being asked repeatedly.
the lozito by That guy you dont know and nev May 31, 2010
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lozito • Julianna Lozito • the lozito • Lobito • lozidozi • Lazitonic • lokito • Lokitok • lolito • lolitous
Julianna Lozito
Julianna is the best friend/girlfriend/wife anyone could have. She’s the sexiest Italian lady you will ever meet, so don’t you forget it. She’s always there whenever you need her to be, and she understands when you want to be left alone. She makes the most amazing mac and cheese, and don’t even get me started on her cookies! Julianna makes you feel welcome in a group of people that you’ve never met, and makes sure you’re never left out. She makes band practice worth attending, and she gets you out of chorus once in a while. She supports you no matter what you do. She gets excited for your accomplishments instead of getting jealous. She is the most beautiful girl that you will ever meet and has the best fashion sense. If you ever meet a Julianna, don’t lose her. You’ll regret it.
Julianna Lozito by Ariana Negrón April 16, 2023
Lolitoz
Lolitoz by JohnDaBoss March 20, 2021
Lotito
Lotito Taquito is the devil in human form. usually in the SPECIFIC form of a feminine historical teacher that eats children when given the chance. if you spot a lotito, run the opposite way after pointing and yell rapist loudly, as a call for help.
police: where did you spot the lotito
victim: room 322
police: surround the 300s with oil and yell Mrs. Byers to lure her out. "BYERS GET OUT"
victim: DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU JUST DID?! HOLY FU-
Lotito: GWARRRR
victim: we're doomed for oblivion, the world as we know it is gone.....
**cause of 2012 (end of our lives)**
victim: room 322
police: surround the 300s with oil and yell Mrs. Byers to lure her out. "BYERS GET OUT"
victim: DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU JUST DID?! HOLY FU-
Lotito: GWARRRR
victim: we're doomed for oblivion, the world as we know it is gone.....
**cause of 2012 (end of our lives)**
Lokitok
Lokitok by Mrs. Mcswagger August 22, 2021
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