Using forward slashes to imply the word is in italics or stressed. Much easier than trying to actually write a word in italics by hand and you can do it on any website!
Jim: I only ever use lazitalics
Randy: So you /are/ a lazy bastard
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'