Lotito Taquito is
the devil in human form. usually in the SPECIFIC form of a feminine
historical teacher that eats children when given the chance. if you spot a lotito, run the
opposite way after pointing and yell rapist loudly, as a call for help.
police: where did you spot the lotito
victim: room 322
police: surround the 300s with oil and yell Mrs. Byers to lure her out. "BYERS GET OUT"
victim: DO
YOU REALIZE WHAT
YOU JUST DID?! HOLY FU-
Lotito: GWARRRR
victim: we're doomed for oblivion,
the world as we know it is gone.....
**cause of 2012 (end of our lives)**