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A man of many names. (Dennis, Clay, Ronaldo, etc.)
Girl 1: Geez, that not gotta lotta names.
Girl 2: Yeah girl, he prolly a Lobito!
Lobito by laabito June 14, 2016
Some shit city in Angola just above Benguela. I would think that Lobito would probably be a really crappy town.
Man: So son where don't you want to go to for the holidays?
Son: Lobito
Lobito by Artistic_person August 15, 2005
A small wolf, a puppy wolf a cachorro
You see that that’s a Lobito and that lobo is his dad and other is a loba his mother.
LOBITO by QUICKDUCK February 28, 2022

sal lobiondo III 

Don't be such a Sal Lobiondo III.

Lobotocism 

The act of stabbing someone in the forehead with a crucifix. Surgical apparel and holy water optional but recommended. Hey you want it to work right?
When a lobotomy or an exorcism isn’t enough by itself, try combining science and religion performing a lobotocism!
Lobotocism by Travesty December 8, 2021

Kards lobotomy 

When playing the online card game, Kards, you run across players who take forever to decide. Even if they only have 1 or 2 cards they'll act like they're in a world championship of chess and be beyond slow.
Check out this idiot, he's so slow I'm gonna have a Kards lobotomy pretty soon.
Kards lobotomy by Unclecrazy October 5, 2022