Lobito

A "small wolf". A street hustler, pimp, pick-up artist, playing innocent but doing the guilty.

Also a low-paid hitman

Don't be fooled by how he looks, he's a lobito.

Cuidado! Es un lobito, su mordedura te mata!

He pulled a lobito on you, he's not who you think he is.

by Sidewalkscience July 12, 2017

Lobito

A man of many names. (Dennis, Clay, Ronaldo, etc.)

Girl 1: Geez, that not gotta lotta names.
Girl 2: Yeah girl, he prolly a Lobito!

by laabito June 14, 2016

Lobito

Some shit city in Angola just above Benguela. I would think that Lobito would probably be a really crappy town.

Man: So son where don't you want to go to for the holidays?
Son: Lobito

by Artistic_person August 15, 2005

LOBITO

A small wolf, a puppy wolf a cachorro

You see that that’s a Lobito and that lobo is his dad and other is a loba his mother.

by QUICKDUCK February 28, 2022

sal lobiondo III

A joke

Don't be such a Sal Lobiondo III.

by dfkjhgkjfdhkdjkdf January 24, 2015

Lobotocism

The act of stabbing someone in the forehead with a crucifix. Surgical apparel and holy water optional but recommended. Hey you want it to work right?

When a lobotomy or an exorcism isn’t enough by itself, try combining science and religion performing a lobotocism!

by Travesty December 8, 2021

Kards lobotomy

When playing the online card game, Kards, you run across players who take forever to decide. Even if they only have 1 or 2 cards they'll act like they're in a world championship of chess and be beyond slow.

Check out this idiot, he's so slow I'm gonna have a Kards lobotomy pretty soon.

by Unclecrazy October 5, 2022