the adjective of the word lolita, describing someone that either looks or dresses like an underaged prostitute. Could also be used to describe someone between the ages 9-13 who wears provocative clothing.
by Leah Carlsson January 2, 2008
1: A category of images featuring political figures and/or situations, humorously captioned in teh LOL style.
2:An image in the lolotics category
2:An image in the lolotics category
"I think I like lolitics and failing about the same"
"Have you seem my favorite lolitics? It's the one with Obama at the podium pointing his hand sternly, and he's going "EVERYONE CHILL THE FUCK OUT, I GOT THIS!"
"Have you seem my favorite lolitics? It's the one with Obama at the podium pointing his hand sternly, and he's going "EVERYONE CHILL THE FUCK OUT, I GOT THIS!"
by metheuspro January 9, 2009
by dubstep June 5, 2009
Pronounced (lawl-a-tis-em)
An mental condition caused by a person spending too much time on the internet or texting causing them to say "LOL" aloud.
An mental condition caused by a person spending too much time on the internet or texting causing them to say "LOL" aloud.
Person 1: Now it says to insert rod A into slot connector B.
Person 2: That's what she said!
Person 1: LOL.
Person 2: Did you just say LOL? Oh my god! My best friend has LOLitism!
Person 2: That's what she said!
Person 1: LOL.
Person 2: Did you just say LOL? Oh my god! My best friend has LOLitism!
by ExoKiller4 June 3, 2009
Crap that political parties speil out that makes you laugh out loud. A combination of the worlds LOL and politics
Person one: "did you see the news? Gordon Brown is going to reduce infection rates by giving the NHS 5000 more matrons"
Person two "lolitics. Why not give them 5000 more cleaners?"
Person two "lolitics. Why not give them 5000 more cleaners?"
by Crazy Nurse January 5, 2009
Since Trump politics went down the drain. Politics in general should be something which are informing, warning or exciting one about something upcoming. Not making someone laugh about the latest decisions:
An Example:
NEWS:
"School shooting happened"
Kids are asking for a ban of weapons
Politician who is a member of the NRA tells, that rocks and stones need to be banned because, they initially made the shooter crazy.
An Example:
NEWS:
"School shooting happened"
Kids are asking for a ban of weapons
Politician who is a member of the NRA tells, that rocks and stones need to be banned because, they initially made the shooter crazy.
Trump does nothing about politics, we call it LOLitics, because he has no clue, of what he decides on.
by mokR March 21, 2019