lolitous 

the adjective of the word lolita, describing someone that either looks or dresses like an underaged prostitute. Could also be used to describe someone between the ages 9-13 who wears provocative clothing.

You look very lolitous with your pink knee socks and short school girl skirt.

lolitous by Leah Carlsson January 12, 2008

lolious 

Lolious is used to describe something that it is LOL. A subject to describe that someone is funny or makes you laugh.

That guy is lolious!

It means he is LOL. You laugh out loud with his jokes.

lolious by The Gray Fox April 18, 2007

Lolitus 

A serious medical condition where a patient is caught in a state of perpetual or 'over-lolling'. In Lolitus, lol's have consumed the patients entire psyche, causing he or she to poop him/herself repeatedly until he/she dies. This is a VERY serious illness with no known cure. Symtoms include dry mouth, headache, sore throat, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, constipation, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, diarrhea, LOLOLOLOLOLOL, and LOLOLOLOL.

If you notice strange bolded LOLOLOLs replacing words on your screen, then you probably have Lolitus. If your friend seems to comment on your facebook with only 'lol', you're probably about to die. In this case, contact your doctor and tell him to give you a prostate exam. Its the only way to survive.

Guy 1's Facebook Status: Dude, i just at a BLT and i'm posting it on facebook
Guy 2: Lol
Guy 1: omg i think i have lolitus!
Guy 2: OMG you have lolitus? i feel so bad, becuase i was just writing a heartfelt comment about LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Guy 1: its getting worse! if i die, tell my mother i love her
Guy 2: NOOOO DONT DIE ON M-LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Guy 1: X_X
Guy 3: Hey i just ate a BLT too, what a coincidence :)

Lolitus by Lolologist August 5, 2011

Loliitous 

Sexual desire to fiddle with cartoon kids.

Loliitous is the overwhelming need to fiddle with cartoon kids to fulfil ones sexual desires.

Loliitous by Dr. phil May 30, 2015

lolibous 

Cute, adorable, and tiny objects or creatures that illicit feelings of joy and affection in their beholders. Commonly used to describe items such as small cute animals, babies, or objects that invoke a sense of cuteness to anyone who sees them.

1)The tiny flower was so lolibous,it seemed like poetry in motion.
2) The doll was simply too lolibous for words.

lolibous by Nditro January 24, 2024