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When a skinny Mexican doesn’t know modern slang
“Hey man I accidentally tripped a midget
“LOUMAO!”
loumao by NickFolesMVP June 17, 2018
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Invented in the 1860's by dank scientists, it is an epic combination of the expressions, "LOL" and "LMAO".
Lolmao, that's hilarious af.
Lolmao by chrome.donut October 13, 2017
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The term lol and lmao combined into one word
Lolmao that guy just fell flat on his head.
lolmao by BOOMdaGOD December 7, 2020
The abbreviations "LOL" and "LMAO" fused together for ultimate humour.
LOLMAO you suck
LOLMAO by GabFu August 16, 2010
A term used to describe a middle aged grouchy man who cant find humor in anything and instead rants and raves about anything he finds not to his liking.

a person who is not liked by anyone because of his negative attitude towards everyone.
I just had my thread closed by that loumaag of a moderator
loumaag by Scannerman December 23, 2007

lolmaomg 

Blend between the words: Lol, Lmao and Omg.
Said something funny but weird is said/ When you feel sorry for someone but you laugh at the same time.
Kris: y'know, on eastenders, stacey is with archie! :O
Liah: LOLMAOMG.
lolmaomg by rawrsophie October 25, 2010

lolmaomfg 

"Laughing out laughing my ass oh my fucking god."

Usually used by idiots with an IQ under 50.
Person 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person 1: Because it wanted to get to the other side.
Person 2: LOLMAOMFG
lolmaomfg by krazykushluk August 18, 2006
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