8==D(_(__|

Buttsecks.

8==D is the dong.
(_(__| is the butt.

8==D + (_(__| = Buttsecks.
8==D(_(__|! LoL! Buttsecks! Me like!
by krazykushluk November 13, 2006
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R-tard

Randy: You've been on your computer all weekend, shouldn't you go out and socialize with your friends?

Stan: I am socializing r-tard. I'm logged to an MMORPG with people from all over the world and getting XP with my party using TeamSpeak.

Randy: ... I'm not a r-tard.
by krazykushluk March 06, 2007
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Shorthand

Shorthand typing.

Usually used in online games and instant messengers like AIM.

The person that is 'shorthanding' usually types messages with many fragments and errors, and no punctuation either.
Idiot: hey guyz wat up
Smart Person: Nothing much, you?
Idiot: lolZ, i wsa jus t @ my cuzzins house
Smart Person: Cool, what did you do there?
Idiot: we playd some halo, den we went outsid 2 plya sum basket ball
Idiot: we had a lto of fnu
Smart Person: I have no idea what you just said, please stop shorthanding.
Idiot: lolZ @ dat!
Idiot: no wya!!
-Note: This took me around 10 minutes to write.-
by krazykushluk August 18, 2006
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8->

A tiny weiner.

The 8 is the balls.
The - is the tiny shaft.
The > is the nonexistant "mushroom"

It can also be used as a happy face.

The 8 is a pair of sunglasses.
The - is the nose.
The > is the mouth.
EX. 1
Robert: Heh. Joe has a 8->. He's not a man.
Steve: Haha!
Joe: What!?
Robert: ...
Steven: ...
Robert: You have a small dick.

EX. 2

Robert: Haha, Joe! You're so cool!
Steve: Yeah!
Joe: 8->
Robert: OMG! You have a tiny weiner!
by krazykushluk November 13, 2006
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zomg

How thirty-year-olds that live with their moms say 'OMG'.
zOMG! My mom just made me bagel bitezz!

WILL YOU BE MY ONLINE GF?@?!?!??!? ?ZOMG YES
by krazykushluk June 24, 2006
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lolmaomfg

"Laughing out laughing my ass oh my fucking god."

Usually used by idiots with an IQ under 50.
Person 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person 1: Because it wanted to get to the other side.
Person 2: LOLMAOMFG
by krazykushluk August 18, 2006
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Naruto

Worst anime ever created by man.
Naruto is the crappiest anime the world has ever seen.

"Wow! Ninjas! Overweight ninjas! Yay!!"
by krazykushluk May 11, 2006
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