lolmaomfg

"Laughing out laughing my ass oh my fucking god."

Usually used by idiots with an IQ under 50.

Person 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person 1: Because it wanted to get to the other side.
Person 2: LOLMAOMFG

lolmaomfg by krazykushluk August 18, 2006

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lolmaomg

Blend between the words: Lol, Lmao and Omg.
Said something funny but weird is said/ When you feel sorry for someone but you laugh at the same time.

Kris: y'know, on eastenders, stacey is with archie! :O
Liah: LOLMAOMG.

lolmaomg by rawrsophie October 25, 2010

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Related Words

lolmaomfg • lolmaomg • lmaomfg • lolmaoflxd • LOLMFAOMGED

lolmaoflxd

the mix of every single popular laughing slang.

Person: THIS IS SO FUNNY I LOLMAOFLXD'd!!

lolmaoflxd by ILikeDefinitionsALot October 19, 2023

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LOLMFAOMGED

Laugh out loud my fucking ass off my god effing dammit.

tyler: EMP
hari: LOLMFAOMGED

LOLMFAOMGED by holyemp May 30, 2009

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lmaomfg

lmao means "laugh(ing) my Fuckin (or freakin) ass off"

omfg means "oh my fuckin(or freakin) god(or gosh)"

lmaomfg is a combination of the two, but it only has one "o" to save time.

ppl #1: hey look at this hilarious pic!

ppl #2: lmaomfg!!!!!

lmaomfg by a persin April 10, 2008

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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