Lorbo

1. A dick that is much longer than than it is wide.
2. The supreme enemy of the chode. It is a lorbo's duty to exterminate chodes from the face of the earth.

1. Wow his lorbo is so long that it coils.
2. The lorbo heroically slayed that gang of chodes.

by thelorb November 7, 2010

lorbo

when some character is in a gray area where you don't like them but you don't hate them

Person A: hey how do you feel about (character)?
Person B: ehhhh they're a lorbo to me, i don't really care too much about em.

by moobuswoobus200 September 14, 2022

Lobob

Eshay cat

Look it’s a lil eshay eshay cat it’s called fucken lobob.

by Lobob May 23, 2020

Lobrog

A useless creature that is formed when a balrog mates with a lobster, resulting in a lobster beast with flaming feeler (palp) which effectively cooks their own body. This is ironic because they can only utilize these flaming feelers when out of the water (their natural habitat) at risk of cooking themselves, additionally that means they are not effective in battle in their natural habitat as they cannot utilize their flaming feelers. Thus a lobrog can be defined as someone who is very useless.

Tim: Have you met that new kid Fay?

Ben: No but I hear he is a total Lobrog.

Harry: Yeah he is the most useless kid I know.

by Oven123 August 27, 2010

Lolbomb

To send multiple text messages, from different people, that contain the message "lololololol"...etc. at the same time.

Dude, we totally Lolbombed James and his phone crashed!

by JWDevine February 21, 2009

Lobotocism

The act of stabbing someone in the forehead with a crucifix. Surgical apparel and holy water optional but recommended. Hey you want it to work right?

When a lobotomy or an exorcism isn’t enough by itself, try combining science and religion performing a lobotocism!

by Travesty December 8, 2021

Kards lobotomy

When playing the online card game, Kards, you run across players who take forever to decide. Even if they only have 1 or 2 cards they'll act like they're in a world championship of chess and be beyond slow.

Check out this idiot, he's so slow I'm gonna have a Kards lobotomy pretty soon.

by Unclecrazy October 5, 2022