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Lobotomised 

1. a patient after an operation where a small part of the brain is removed and is therefore usually overly calm and drools often

2.excedingly drunk, to the point of wishing you were dead and hurling vomit and feces in every direction.

ext. lobotron: someone that constantly partakes in the act of becoming lobotomised.
1. the man drooling in the courtyard of the assylum was lobotomised.

2. i dont remember what i did last night but i am sore and i stink this morning my freinds said i was lobotomised and told me about how i was walking to people and vomiting on them and i smelled bad because i shat myself and constantly falling over and screaming tht i wished i was dead.

ext. my friends all tell me i am a lobotron but i cant remember anything except being in the shower and smelling really bad.
Lobotomised by Dildo Williams July 26, 2008

lobotomist

the entity that creates symptoms of a lobotomy (cutting the connections between brain parts) on the patient via kim-kardashians-huge-ass-size magnitude bong hit; also known as The Terminator 2.0 - REINCARNATED
Fuckin lobotomist got me so baked out of my mind I thought rat shrews were raping my mindhole.
lobotomist by LE BOTANIST1 November 7, 2009

Lobotomised incomplete 

When you're drugged and beaten and raped your whole childhood education and employment with prejudiced hate directed at you to the point your files look defiled.
My files are lobotomised incomplete and I've got drug lag and pseudosoup destroyed my life, I've been shot with a entire bottle of BB's in retailitory hate-crimes and I've only got a grade 3 educational graduated grade, is this a survivability issue?
Lobotomised incomplete by Cody5050 February 13, 2022
People who like the character lobo and does have autism
I have lobotism
Lobotism by Batsy_thedarkknight November 28, 2025
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