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The surname of any individual that is full of 'pure amazing'. Typically known for finding and collecting unicorn dust, while occasionally pooring it over deceased cats.

I wish I was as amazing as a Longworth.

Longworth by TAMARKAR February 22, 2011

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fred longworth

fred longworth home to the smelliest person on the planet cole bonici

' oi that guy smells really bad!'

'oh yeah that's just cole, welcome to fred longworth😂,

fred longworth by colesmellsbad December 14, 2019

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Aaron Longworth

A beautifully luscious mullet possessing redneck. Owns more artillery than your local pawn shop. But dips snus like a pussy.

I cracked open my Busch latte like Aaron Longworth.

Aaron Longworth by AbigScott June 8, 2020

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nicholas longworth

This dude is extremely cool and very cute! He's pretty smart but can be dumb sometimes! Nice body and is committed. He's got a nice dick and knows how to work it too!

"Aye, yall remember Nicholas Longworth?"

"He's daddy"

nicholas longworth by Markus Tame August 30, 2019

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Loadworthy

An individual who upon first sight, are deemed to be worthy of you blowing a load in or on.

The moment I laid eyes on Bonnie, I knew she was Loadworthy.

Loadworthy by Tee Cee Deez February 15, 2019

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Longport Gobbler

A sexual position which requires the man to be on top in a 69 position. The man repeatedly inserts and removes his penis from the females mouth by doing push-ups, while simultaneously tickling her clitoris with his nose and intermittently head-butting the clitoris.

"Have you seen John lately?"

"You mean that slob we went to high school with?"

"Yeah, he is totally jacked now, he is dating this high school girl and she loves the Longport Gobbler."

Longport Gobbler by volcom2752 April 5, 2010

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Loadworthy

When a female is extremely good looking and has a great attitude and career, and is worthy of you dropping a load in her and making a baby.

That girl is super hot and has a great job, she has her shit together. She is definitely loadworthy!

Loadworthy by Ddogg77 May 15, 2017

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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