Longworth

The surname of any individual that is full of 'pure amazing'. Typically known for finding and collecting unicorn dust, while occasionally pooring it over deceased cats.

I wish I was as amazing as a Longworth.

by TAMARKAR February 22, 2011

fred longworth

fred longworth home to the smelliest person on the planet cole bonici

' oi that guy smells really bad!'

'oh yeah that's just cole, welcome to fred longworth😂,

by colesmellsbad December 14, 2019

Aaron Longworth

A beautifully luscious mullet possessing redneck. Owns more artillery than your local pawn shop. But dips snus like a pussy.

I cracked open my Busch latte like Aaron Longworth.

by AbigScott June 8, 2020

nicholas longworth

This dude is extremely cool and very cute! He's pretty smart but can be dumb sometimes! Nice body and is committed. He's got a nice dick and knows how to work it too!

"Aye, yall remember Nicholas Longworth?"

"He's daddy"

by Markus Tame August 30, 2019

Loadworthy

An individual who upon first sight, are deemed to be worthy of you blowing a load in or on.

The moment I laid eyes on Bonnie, I knew she was Loadworthy.

by Tee Cee Deez February 15, 2019

Longport Gobbler

A sexual position which requires the man to be on top in a 69 position. The man repeatedly inserts and removes his penis from the females mouth by doing push-ups, while simultaneously tickling her clitoris with his nose and intermittently head-butting the clitoris.

"Have you seen John lately?"

"You mean that slob we went to high school with?"

"Yeah, he is totally jacked now, he is dating this high school girl and she loves the Longport Gobbler."

by volcom2752 April 5, 2010

Loadworthy

When a female is extremely good looking and has a great attitude and career, and is worthy of you dropping a load in her and making a baby.

That girl is super hot and has a great job, she has her shit together. She is definitely loadworthy!

by Ddogg77 May 15, 2017