2 definitions by volcom2752
A sexual position which requires the man to be on top in a 69 position. The man repeatedly inserts and removes his penis from the females mouth by doing push-ups, while simultaneously tickling her clitoris with his nose and intermittently head-butting the clitoris.
"Have you seen John lately?"
"You mean that slob we went to high school with?"
"Yeah, he is totally jacked now, he is dating this high school girl and she loves the Longport Gobbler."
"You mean that slob we went to high school with?"
"Yeah, he is totally jacked now, he is dating this high school girl and she loves the Longport Gobbler."
by volcom2752 April 6, 2010
When one gets blacked out drunk to the point that they revert to behaviors exhibited early in their adolescence. i.e. random nakedness, insubordination, and lack of control of their bowels.
"Chris was so drunk last night that he took off all his clothes and tucked his dick between his legs and said he looked like his sister when she gets out of the bath. He was definitely baby drunk."
by volcom2752 April 6, 2010