When a contestant of a competition has no probability of winning, but wins anyhow, it is a longshot.

When you try to guess a result of something, but in fact you don't know at all what will be the outcome of it, that is a longshot, it is a wild guess.

I guessed the 3 last Superbowl winners, all longshots.

longshot by Lilian8 October 2, 2006

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Longhorns

The name of the University of Texas sport teams.

The Longhorns kicked OU ass in basketball.

Longhorns by Geris February 20, 2004

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Longshot

When your trying to name a replay on old fifa games of a halfway Line goal with wayne rooney and you try to name it Longshot but you accidentally write longsh*t

That was a mad Longshot from Wayne Rooney

Longshot by Long sloppy shot July 23, 2020

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longhorns

The mascot/students of the University of Texas. While they are intelligent, they tend to be quite obnoxious and get great pleasure from insulting other colleges, particularly Texas A&M and OU.

None needed, just read the posts for OU, Sooner, Aggie, etc.

longhorns by Matt May 23, 2004

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Longhorns

The University of Texas at Austin football team that won the 2006 National Championships against USC.

USC SUCKS!! Hook 'em Longhorns!

Longhorns by Jen in Austin January 9, 2006

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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