longshot

When a contestant of a competition has no probability of winning, but wins anyhow, it is a longshot.

When you try to guess a result of something, but in fact you don't know at all what will be the outcome of it, that is a longshot, it is a wild guess.

I guessed the 3 last Superbowl winners, all longshots.

by Lilian8 October 2, 2006

Longshot

When your trying to name a replay on old fifa games of a halfway Line goal with wayne rooney and you try to name it Longshot but you accidentally write longsh*t

That was a mad Longshot from Wayne Rooney

by Long sloppy shot July 23, 2020

Longshot

When a man climaxes and fires his load several feet, typically on a woman's breast, face, eye, etc.

I can't believe he longshot me last night, my eye is still red.

by Grimm1313 November 3, 2012

longshot

Contest similar to "silly swords" or "pissing contest" where two (or more) males stand behind a straight line and urinate as hard as they can. The winner of "longshot" is the one who is able to piss the farthest.

"Mike and Frank were in the back yard playing longshot. Mike won, but I think he shit his pants straining."

by Frank Klaune March 6, 2004

Longshot Party

When the ratio of males to females, or females to males at a party or event turns to an uncomfortably high number. More so referring to the male to female ratio.

Mike: Hey, Seth and Keith are here... and they brought all their friend friends...
Randy: Did they bring any women with them?
Mike: Nope they just turned this into a a longshot party.
Randy: I'm not planning on getting any from this party

by BDDFCIN November 7, 2010

Longshot ATM

Girlfriend says no to ATM so after anal you go to the shower and pretend to wash up. The day after you ask for a blowjob.

"Hey babe I'm all cleaned up from last nite let me get some head." after finishing " haha thanks for the longshot ATM.

by Uncle creepy1 July 6, 2011

longshot rizzler tax

A pose you pull for when
when see a shawty from afar. so you him em with the /longshot rizzler tax/

(the ideal move youd pull in an attempt to get the 2nd take from the crush/senpai from a distance to prepare for a slow burn) and then/or roll will occur for climax or massive ripple effects.

Person 1: isnt that *your crush/senpai* on the way out?

The taxxed/ protag: I can see your battles *person 1*. Ive already hit them with /longshot rizzler tax/ She noticed me earlier. So i think it was a go.

by Sinister Canister June 11, 2025