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Longshore 

In a football game, when your team is on a potential game-tying or game-winning drive with less than 3 minutes remaining, your quarterback throws a very obvious interception to the other team, guaranteeing a loss.
See Longshore, Nate.
Under pressure, the quarterback pulled a Longshore by throwing to his wide receiver who had triple coverage, but his pass was intercepted and run the other way for a touchdown.
Longshore by Oski December 29, 2007
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longshore drift 

When the women opens her vagina and the man squirts semen into her vagina
man i tried having a longshore drift with my girlfriend but it bounced off her stomach and bounced into my mouth!

Longshore Drift 

The act of mishearing someone and then exclaiming what you thought they said in a confused manner
Person 1: “Bro hop on Lethal Company”
Person 2: “Okay”
Person 3: “Geese company??”
Person 2: “Ha you just LongShore Drifted”
Longshore Drift by tattlecrime December 15, 2024

Rusty Longsword

During sex, when a man is so overwhelmed by the thought that he has "gotta go fast", that he starts to lose his erection. It may become useful again, but isn't ready to stand up to any special challenges.
"Yeah, it's a rusty longsword. It might be useable if buffed up."
Rusty Longsword by dhallows23 June 29, 2016

Longcore 

Longcore is a sexy ass girl and a guy fucking uncontrollablly
Guy: hey remeber our longcore last night

Girl: Yeah I do
Longcore by itistoolong23 February 27, 2014

Windows Longhorn 

The codename for Windows Vista. It featured a sidebar built into explorer.exe and was based on the Windows XP codebase up until Windows Longhorn Build 4093. From Windows Longhorn build 4008, explorer.exe had a severe memory leak and wasn't fully fixed until the development reset. The development was resetted in September 2004 and based on Windows Server 2003 SP1 codebase. The first Windows Longhorn build to feature the Windows Server 2003 SP1 codebase was Windows Longhorn Build 5048. It was slow and laggy. Windows Longhorn was a fucked up development project from Microsoft.
Yeah bro! I have Windows Longhorn build 3718, the classic Operating System.
Windows Longhorn by ddoser July 13, 2012

Camp Longhorn 

heaven...hallie will always be with us there
Camp Longhorn by mike December 23, 2004
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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