The act of inserting a large ( Popeye like ) fist and forearm into a small orifice to cause bleeding. Also known as fisting
Watch the Gilbert Gottfried Aristocrats Joke, Enough said.
It is on youtube under Aristocrats joke. At 3:40 into the video is the longshoreman joke, enjoy.
One hand using the other hand to tug a vessel full of seamen
I had to call out the longshoreman to help get off my rocks so my seamen can beach on my 6 packabs. Visual description; a rippling blue blanket and a bunch of seamen running off a vessel .
One hand using the other hand to tug a vessel full of seamen and our toss and handle the ropes from a heavy load
1.My vessel was so full of seamen It called for the longshoreman to tug it off the rocks so my seamen could unload .
2. I had to use the longshoremen to handle my ropes because I harbor such a large package. Visual description; a rippling blue blanket and a bunch of seamen running off a vessel .
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"