Longshoreman
Longshoreman by hooker2 March 19, 2012
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longshoreman
The act of inserting a large ( Popeye like ) fist and forearm into a small orifice to cause bleeding. Also known as fisting
Watch the Gilbert Gottfried Aristocrats Joke, Enough said.
It is on youtube under Aristocrats joke. At 3:40 into the video is the longshoreman joke, enjoy.
It is on youtube under Aristocrats joke. At 3:40 into the video is the longshoreman joke, enjoy.
longshoreman by grounded kid December 3, 2010
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Longshoreman
I had to call out the longshoreman to help get off my rocks so my seamen can beach on my 6 pack abs. Visual description; a rippling blue blanket and a bunch of seamen running off a vessel .
Longshoreman by amdamn213 May 7, 2022
Longshoreman
One hand using the other hand to tug a vessel full of seamen and our toss and handle the ropes from a heavy load
1.My vessel was so full of seamen It called for the longshoreman to tug it off the rocks so my seamen could unload .
2. I had to use the longshoremen to handle my ropes because I harbor such a large package. Visual description; a rippling blue blanket and a bunch of seamen running off a vessel .
2. I had to use the longshoremen to handle my ropes because I harbor such a large package. Visual description; a rippling blue blanket and a bunch of seamen running off a vessel .
Longshoreman by amdamn213 May 7, 2022
Longshoreman
1. The right hand that uses the Left hand as a tool to harbor a loaded vessel
2 A two hand tug of war trying to get Moby unloaded
2 A two hand tug of war trying to get Moby unloaded
Why does seamen always hit longshoreman in the face? Because no one can throw the ropes for a salty dog and block a good deck hand from landing.
Longshoreman by amdamn213 May 7, 2022
Harpooning the salty longshoreman
"They are harpooning the salty longshoreman."
"I'd like to harpoon her salty longshoreman."
"I got drunk last night and think I harpooned the salty longshoreman."
"I'd like to harpoon her salty longshoreman."
"I got drunk last night and think I harpooned the salty longshoreman."
Harpooning the salty longshoreman by Clark Barkenstomp August 30, 2018
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
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The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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