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Longshorts 

someone that wears shorts to long to be considered shorts but too short to be considered pants
this guy longshorts has longshorts
whos longshorts
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longshot 

When a contestant of a competition has no probability of winning, but wins anyhow, it is a longshot.

When you try to guess a result of something, but in fact you don't know at all what will be the outcome of it, that is a longshot, it is a wild guess.
I guessed the 3 last Superbowl winners, all longshots.
longshot by Lilian8 October 2, 2006
The name of the University of Texas sport teams.
The Longhorns kicked OU ass in basketball.
Longhorns by Geris February 20, 2004

Longshot 

When your trying to name a replay on old fifa games of a halfway Line goal with wayne rooney and you try to name it Longshot but you accidentally write longsh*t
That was a mad Longshot from Wayne Rooney
Longshot by Long sloppy shot July 23, 2020
The mascot/students of the University of Texas. While they are intelligent, they tend to be quite obnoxious and get great pleasure from insulting other colleges, particularly Texas A&M and OU.
None needed, just read the posts for OU, Sooner, Aggie, etc.
longhorns by Matt May 23, 2004
The University of Texas at Austin football team that won the 2006 National Championships against USC.
USC SUCKS!! Hook 'em Longhorns!
Longhorns by Jen in Austin January 9, 2006