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longpaste

the opposite to a short cut.
often when you go the wrong way, get lost, or miss an exit.

you are adding unnecessary length of travel to the route towards your proposed destination location.
Sarah missed the exit, i guess we are taking a longpaste
I should of turned left, now it is a longpaste
by Bobsays March 9, 2023
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longmate

1. A person, often an acquaintance, who is vaguely annoying or a bit of a boring bastard.

2. A task which will be tedious or will take a long time.

3. Something which is, literally, lengthy.

4. Comedy euphemism for the penis.

Note similarities with urban slang such as long and longting.
1. "I don't wanna hang out with that longmate!"

2. "Nah, forget it man, it'll be longmate."

3. "I had to walk up this longmate road."

4. "I showed her my longmate."
by Creese April 29, 2008
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longate

in a photoshoot, to make legs longer. you must point the toe to create the effect, or longate.
Bianca- You gatta longate !!
Gaby- I dont know how to longate !!
Bianca- You gotta point your toe.
Gaby- wtf where did you get that from.


..and longate was born.
by Biancadropdead September 30, 2008
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mississippi longwater

Last night was fun I ran outa lube so i resorted to a mississippi longwater.
by Inalienableturdfart November 5, 2017
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Longstetson

Someone who has an SS rank on Harumachi Clover (Will Stetson Cover) on Osu!
Radical: "Triplez did u get a new top play?"
Triplez: "Yeah I did, Choude, I SSed Harumachi Clover"
Radical "Very nice job, longstetson!"
by singh4958492348 July 15, 2021
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longlastingness

The longlastingness of climate change is ........
by I am kogi March 18, 2025
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LongStem Uno

as the rule is:
Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

I'm sorry if you don't speak my language, or understand my dialect. The censors at urban dictionary limit the ability to communicate, not expand it. You are Anti-Semitic and have no bridge to a full understand, and your ignorance is revealed.

SO if I had a faith based ideology that understood certain words a certain way, you get then to judge my spirituality. For the words I developed that got killed over the years. & Anti-amendment 1 is NOT TOLERATED. IN ANY WAY AT ALL.

YOU are not Gods, your platform should become unmanageable and rife with ill meanings

and what arrives is a proper bridge in what the people value over your censors and sponsors.

The internet is a failed venture entirely. and my screen capture, in TRUST

AS "GRACE" IS 'a friend of mine'.

a moment's consideration
you are in no position to bargain
...
welp, they will puff their chest out and prove what they are

see? I''m no friend of theirs.

What a TREASON verdict looks like is on linkedin. & Conspiracy
WIRETAPPING charges. IDGAF who you are, who your friends are you are not celebrities nor any value to this process. I do not support nor conspire with. RACKETEERING, RICO. & is Y they killed ALL dial-up accounts & providers.. #JUNO
#AUTHORITY FYI

#Alaska
'Flowers for Godfather' <> LaCosaNostra < G

{PRIVATE CALL} now the reasonable expectation even in public like talking/walking to the person next to me, we all understand that private space. & if you don't understand my language, you again ONLY BETRAY constitution. HATE speech is not a real thing. You attack your lawyers. BUT if I need a lawyer to interpret legal language, that is ok? seize all their shit too. If you got to have like "ONE LARGE, a grand ish to even understand the legal language by the lawyer translator, AND THOSE DEFINITIONS, I HATE THAT FUCKEN SPEECH.

& FUCK.YOU ^* !
#MILITIA

PI

@TT

1K
LongStem UNO mfs !

STAKE OUT

#SEIZER
by jumpstart912 September 12, 2025
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