longate 

to make longer

in a photoshoot, to make legs longer. you must point the toe to create the effect, or longate.
Bianca- You gatta longate !!
Gaby- I dont know how to longate !!
Bianca- You gotta point your toe.
Gaby- wtf where did you get that from.


..and longate was born.

longate by Biancadropdead September 30, 2008

Longtermgevity 

A made up word overheard on the Amtrack train traveling from Sacramento to San Francisco. It combines two terms that essentially mean the same thing; "Long Term" and "Longevity".

Guy on other end of cell phone: John, what do you think about the new marketing plan?
Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: Well, Ray. I really like it. I think it gives us real longtermgevity!

Guy on other end of cell phone: I'm sorry...WHAT??
Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: I said I like it, Ray. I think it gives us real longtermgevity!

Guy on other end of cell phone: Ummm..I'm not sure what you mean.

Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: Really? That's funny. I thought you were a wordsmith.

Longtermgevity by Willis Kwok June 12, 2016

Longabear 

A television show that was initially scripted as a parody of Winnie the Pooh. Unlike that series, however, Longabear is not animated. The central character, Tuey Longa, is a timid nebbish of a bear who depends largely on his closest friend, Tiger Panther, for guidance. Tiger's relationship with Tuey, however, is largely predatory, as he frequently subjects Tuey to forcible anal sex. Tuey's exact feelings on the subject are unclear, for while he does complain about Tiger's actions, he nevertheless maintains a close friendship with him, perhaps implying a certain degree of complicity. Tiger, who is domineering and speaks in ebonics, is a foil to Tuey, who is cautious and soft-spoken.

At some point it was decided that the series would not take the form of a parody of the popular children's show, and so the two main characters, a bear and his best friend who is a tiger, are the only remnant of that original intent. All other characters except Tuey's arch-rival Muy Wronga (a play on words combining the Spanish word, "muy," meaning "very," and, "wronga," an apparently Latinized form of the word, "wrong") are portrayed by the same actor, and it is unclear whether this is supposed to simply be one character who frequently changes occupations.

I watched Longabear last night for the first time. It was pretty fucked up. Honestly I only watched out of morbid curiosity.

Longabear by Tuey Longa August 6, 2009

longaevi 

Another term for faeries or longlivers. The third rational species distinct from angels and men, sometimes said to be demoted angels as they would not fight during the great war between Lucifer and God.

The ideas of their being are discussed by both C.S.Lewis and J.R.R.Tolkien.

Longaevi are those such as fairies, nymphs, gnomes, satyrs and other such creatures.

longaevi by longaevi December 31, 2011

longmate 

1. A person, often an acquaintance, who is vaguely annoying or a bit of a boring bastard.

2. A task which will be tedious or will take a long time.

3. Something which is, literally, lengthy.

4. Comedy euphemism for the penis.

Note similarities with urban slang such as long and longting.

1. "I don't wanna hang out with that longmate!"

2. "Nah, forget it man, it'll be longmate."

3. "I had to walk up this longmate road."

4. "I showed her my longmate."

longmate by Creese April 29, 2008

longage

its a new version of the word long, when something is time-consuming, or annoying, you refer to it as longage/ longageness

Omg ur so longage, or thats longageness, this is so longage

longage by jklmn January 14, 2008

longative 

an adjective used to describe the outcome of a ripped video without using proper aspect ratio controls

this youtube video is really cool but looks longative

longative by tradaboy May 2, 2009