longmate 

1. A person, often an acquaintance, who is vaguely annoying or a bit of a boring bastard.

2. A task which will be tedious or will take a long time.

3. Something which is, literally, lengthy.

4. Comedy euphemism for the penis.

Note similarities with urban slang such as long and longting.

1. "I don't wanna hang out with that longmate!"

2. "Nah, forget it man, it'll be longmate."

3. "I had to walk up this longmate road."

4. "I showed her my longmate."

longmate by Creese April 29, 2008

longate 

to make longer

in a photoshoot, to make legs longer. you must point the toe to create the effect, or longate.
Bianca- You gatta longate !!
Gaby- I dont know how to longate !!
Bianca- You gotta point your toe.
Gaby- wtf where did you get that from.


..and longate was born.

longate by Biancadropdead September 30, 2008

mississippi longwater 

When you use piss as lube.

Last night was fun I ran outa lube so i resorted to a mississippi longwater.

mississippi longwater by Inalienableturdfart November 5, 2017